You are given a giant laser that would wipe the existance of one person off the face of earth...

[LynneSin]

who would you pick.

Oh and there is an auto-shutoff button if you try to point that thing at me!

[taterguy]

1. Anne Cook

[LynneSin]

2. What has this woman done to you?

http://annecook.com/

[taterguy]

3. The world has one too many Showbox and Assemblage artists

It's my frikin' laser. I can do whatever I want with it.

Except point it at you.

[LynneSin]

4. If I let you point it at me will you let Anne Cook live in peace

(doesn't mention the giant laser attack shield I wear all the time cause let's face it - never know when someone has a giant laser beam pointed at you)

And seriously she does create with a diverse set of materials

[taterguy]

9. Good thing I employ a crack team of laser attack shield dismantlers

You are so screwn.

[LynneSin]

10. Shame I'm always wearing my shroud of invisibility

no one can find me - I'm like the wind!

[taterguy]

12. Until you sneeze

[LynneSin]

18. oddly enough I take mega doses of Zyrtec every single day

:woohoo:

[BlueJazz]

5. Have most Repulicans line up and stand behind each other.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Only ONE?

That makes it much more difficult, my dear LynneSin!

And no, it would not be you...

:P

[WinkyDink]

7. Let's just say it's a Decision Point I'd like to make.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. A giant laser. What are we supposed to do? Push it over onto the person? Tell them to stand in front

of it for a while? I'm going to need more information.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. No one would EVER get past my laser defense system...

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[petronius]

13. Can I trade it in for a small painful slow-cooking laser and charcoal

maybe 20 people, instead of zap-erasing just one?

[LynneSin]

17. NO!

pick one and done

[LawnKorn]

14. Ronald RayGun

Starwars?

I got 'ya starwars right here!

[snooper2]

15. Justin Bieber

:evilgrin:

[yankeepants]

16. I'd be impalin' Palin n/t

[guitar man]

19. Back in 1987

My van was broken into and a thief helped himself to my 1959 Stratocaster and 1966 Marshall amp. Wherever the thief is, die fucker, die!! :grr: :evilgrin:

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Ailes, but that could change any minute.

[BlueIris]

21. Cheney.

Really, he needs to be put out of his misery.

[LiberalEsto]

35. Won't work.

He's undead.
But you get another chance...

[NewJeffCT]

22. Rush Limbaugh

He is the spearhead of the war against America. If he is lost, it would take a while to find a suitable replacement for him. There are a ton of RW radio hosts, but none of them are Rush.

[kentauros]

23. I'd point it at a mirror that has been aimed at you!

:P

[Phoonzang]

24. My second grade teacher. nt

[Lucian]

25. Just one person?

I have a metric shit ton of people...

[pink-o]

26. If we can also wipe out any memory of this person having ever existed...

So nobody will turn them into a martyr who was killed by a giant laser....

Well, there's only one obvious choice: Sarah Palin.

I seriously don't think we can get her to STFU any other way!!

[femmocrat]

27. Palin.

Damn McCain for elevating her into our daily consciousness.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. my shitty ex-boss.

[Orrex]

29. I'd use it to fill my professor's house full of popcorn

[flvegan]

32. Nice post, Val Kilmer.

[BlueIris]

37. Of course you would. It'd be a moral imperative.

The geek in your post is off the charts, BTW.

[blue neen]

30. Roger Ailes.

Definitely evil incarnate.

[Faygo Kid]

31. Agreed, but Rupert Murdoch.

As Beck would say, the PuppetMaster.

Besides, even Ailes can't cheat death. And it's coming, in a natural fashion, of course.

[Fleshdancer]

33. After GD? Michael Vick.

Seriously. Football isn't worth dealing with that level of bullshit.

[old mark]

34. Rupert Murdoch, fer sher, dude!...nt

[LiberalEsto]

36. Can I have two shots to do both Koch Brothers?

Just askin'

[Arugula Latte]

39. Maybe if you make 'em stand close together, one behind the other

then one laser shot would do it for both.

[LiberalEsto]

40. I'll take it!

Do I win?

[quakerboy]

38. Not a single person

There isn't one.

Now if you can get me a giant laser of "brain fixing" then I have a few targets. Although that is probably a far meaner thing to do, because once their brains are fixed, then they have to live with what they have done in the past.

[EastTennesseeDem]

41. Mark David Chapman

[frogmarch]

42. The person who

paints under the pseudonym Thomas Kinkade.

[krispos42]

43. The pilot of the next private plane carrying Karl Rove.

About, hmmm, 6 seconds before landing.


I can only vaporize one person. Doesn't mean I can only kill one person! :evilgrin:

[Odin2005]

44. Richard Mellon Scaife.

[pacalo]

45. I was sent a giant laser with a malfunction.

The lens is full of perferations, spreading anti-existence zaps to more than one unwanted person. I'd wait until a certain family was gathered together in Maine to use mine.

(Agent Mike, this is only fantasy.)

[Lasher]

46. I would save it for later.

And make sure everybody knew I had a license to lase. Heh heh. Don't make me mad, now.

[RandomThoughts]

47. LOL, I wouldn't use such a thing.

However if used on me, once again the correction is pretty easy.

A mirror :)