The oldest bar pickup line in the world... or is it?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[WinkyDink]

1. I thought it was, "Nice fig leaf there."

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. That would be in the bar, "Den of Eden". n/t

[pacalo]

2. If he loved her, he'd try harder to learn *her* language.

She weirded out when he tried to seduce her with, "Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas."

"My hovercraft is full of eels" wasn't what she yearned to hear when he made his move.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. It's all in HOW you say it...

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...'cause when I say that, it translates as, "My lovercraft is full of delighted squeals."
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Works every time.
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I am quite the Continental. Would you like some shom-pog-nyah?
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[baldguy]

7. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Always go with the classics.

[bluedigger]

5. No, that's the oldest bartender one-liner in the world.

I believe the oldest pick-up line is:
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"Is this your first time here, or have I tried to pick you up before?"

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Thanks for that. Boy-o-boy, with that I am...

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...gonna score BIGTIME this weekend.
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[mopinko]

8. do you come here often? np