LOL- I just love spam emails sometimes... check out what just showed up in my inbox's junk folder

[Occulus]

Hello, I know that you are interested woman is doing here?
Believe it or not, I'm here to find you, my beloved! Don't judge a woman from the point of an age or beauty.
These things are perfectly obvious.
Look deeper! <link deleted> But there are especially of my nature that always remain the same,
despite what mood do I have: I'm faithful, sincere and generous. You 'll never be disappointed with me. I only wish to give you a piece of my energy, positivity and love for life! See you online.

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Congratulations and best wishes on hooking up with true love

Be sure to write after you join this "piece of energy, positivity, and love for life". (Who could resist?)

I hear the weather in Lagos is beautiful this time of year.

:hi:

[Occulus]

2. And when I realize someone, somewhere actually fell for this and clicked the link

it makes me sad.

:rofl:

[HappyMe]

3. So, where will you be registering for wedding gifts?

:D









:scared: Funny, but kind of scary/sad/creepy too.

[KamaAina]

4. I'm so cool, I get spam in French!

:P

[bif]

5. I'm male yet I get breast enlargement spam all the time!

Sure I could lose a little weight, but I'd rather not have my breasts get any larger!

[monmouth]

7. Oh please, I can haz all the viagra out there for almost nothing and

I'm a female of a "certain age." Don't know whether to be amused or disheartened...LOL..

[jobycom]

6. Dangit. She wrote to you? I thought I would be enough for her.

[Curmudgeoness]

8. You will never be disappointed with her, unless you intend

to have a conversation with her, and think you will understand what the hell she is saying.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. I'm a costumer!

I got this gem last week. It's not spam but it is proof that Google Translate is complete shit.





"Thank you for your email.

Meanwhile we have the offer deactivated. Arise by reason of awareness we give the advice to break of any contact to the offerer.

Unfortunately there is no 100% method to exclude such frauds in the web. Everywhere where Offerer and Consumer are interact there is the possibility to meet uncomfortable incident. Our Quality-Team is scanning every day the side to find fraudulent offers and to take them of our side. In normal case that happens within hours.

To warn and to inform our costumers about frauds we have build up the side: (deleted link) (this side is only in German language available). On this side you will find warnings to known frauds. This will be an important move to prevention.

We hope this information was useful to you. If you have any further questions feel free to contact us."

[Demoiselle]

10. I keep getting hung up on the opening sentence...

"I know that you are interested woman is doing here?"

And it's a question, too.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Hmmm...I don't know, I think this one might be the real deal

Don't judge a woman from the point of an age or beauty...You 'll never be disappointed with me.

:rofl: