How will you use your copy of "Decision Points"?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

That is, if you actually buy the POS.

I have a door that doesn't stay open. I'll use it for that. Or, maybe, I'll keep it on hand in case I run out of plastic wrap. It's pages are supposed to be water repellent (insert Katria Joke here).

[HopeHoops]

1. When it comes out in the dollar store (in a month or so), I'll get one to start a New Years Eve fire

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

18. good one!

:rofl: Although on principle, I don't typically believe in book burning.

[HopeHoops]

23. Think of it more like lining a bird cage with the National Enquirer.

[BillStein]

28. That reminds me...

.. of the office secret santa a few years ago. I was supposed to buy a gift for my republican colleague, and I saw Dan Quayle's book at a store on South St. We were supposed to spend $10.00, but they didn't have the 500 copies...

[Iggo]

2. What's 'Decision Points'?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

4. It's DUH-bya's "memoirs"

Of his White House years, otherwise known as "Mangled Misery Tour".

[Iggo]

6. Oh gawd.

I should've guessed.

[Joe Fields]

3. He should have called it "My Pet Country"

Too bad some pet owners are abusive.

[LibDemAlways]

5. If I had a bird, I'd use it in the cage. Too bad

my family prefers Charmin, or I might find a use for it in the bathroom.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

29. You could use it for

Piddle pads for the dog. Or else a doormat.

[Lucy Goosey]

7. Cat chew toy.

My cat likes to chew on books - is that weird?

[GoCubsGo]

9. Don't do that.

Lord knows what kind of crud your poor kitty would catch from it.

[XemaSab]

8. Use? USE?

It's a useless piece of shit "written" by a useless piece of shit.

[realisticphish]

10. Why would I pay him money?

He already took my money for 8 years, I hardly owe him more

[Orsino]

11. Extract the blood for blood banks, and the oil for winter fuel.

I presume that's all it contains.

[struggle4progress]

12. "Don't buy books from crooks" is an established and honorable principle

[KamaAina]

13. Target practice

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[HappyMe]

14. Even if they gave it away

I wouldn't have that pos in my house.

[liberaltrucker]

15. It'll come in handy if I run out of T.P.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

16. IF I get a free copy, I'll wipe my ass with the pages. n/t

[LynneSin]

17. Seriously, I'd rather have my eyes stabbed with a rusty ice pick then to look at that thing

Seriously!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

19. I'm waiting for "Decision Points for Dummies"

or would that be redundant again?

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

20. ROFL

how many pages would it have? One?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

21. Maybe only one decision point

To buy this book.

To not buy this book.

Let me think ...


:hi:


ok, thinking of comic book conventions: Will there ever be a "books by George Bush" convention? And would the attendees dress up like Rice, Rove, Cheney?

That's enough thinking on this topic.

[MissHoneychurch]

22. I think such a convention

would die very soon. The Repubs would take it as an insult and you would never meet a Democrat to dress up like one of those clowns.

And I wouldn't read the book if someone would pay me. Good thing I don't work in a library where they have to order the book.

[Monique1]

24. We can actually use the book

for toilet paper like Olberman mentioned. But just like everything with Bush - the toilet would back up.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

27. I work in a library

We're catatloging it as and shelving it in out Children's Fiction section.

[baldguy]

25. I'm waiting for it to come out in 2-ply.

[Xipe Totec]

26. He, he, he!

:rofl:

[Lucian]

30. I'm waiting for the Cliff's Notes version.

Dubya uses too many big words for me like "the," "hookers," and "cocaine."

[femmocrat]

31. If he hand-delivered it to my front door, I would throw it at him. n/t

[lunatica]

32. I'd use it as How Not To For Dummies

[mopinko]

33. hollow it out to hide drugs in.

just like w.

[VioletLake]

34. If I were to get a copy in my next bag of Cracker Jack,

I would put it on the shelf next to W. Cleon Skousen's The Naked Capitalist (which I got as a gift).