The Cardinal is IN THE HOUSE!

[many a good man]

Cardenal Mendoza is here. Right fucking here!

Stand up straight and tell the truth. Your eternal soul is at stake. This is your one and only last chance!



Cowards: I will toss you cracker crumbs through the grate out of pity.

[many a good man]

1. My tongue is on fire!

But the flames will lick your soul, singeing and burning it, for eternity and ever more.

Ahh, amusement and pity. Your silence indicts you.

[many a good man]

2. You are condemned by your silence

But go ahead and save your voices, for you will need them later. Later you will scream and shriek for all of eternity as you pay for your vices.

I feel sorry for those of you who are wrongly condemned. Administrative errors do happen occasionally. If I were you, I would whoop and holler and have a heluva lot of fun, just in case. CM is the best brandy in the world. On sale now.

[many a good man]

3. El Cardenal es muy sereno ahora!

Y'all have nothing to worry about now. Everything is cool. You have NO IDEA how much you owe me. But don't worry. It's on the house. This time.

[nolabear]

4. That shipment of shrooms hit town, didn't it?

[many a good man]

5. On sale now!

[csziggy]

6. No one expected THAT! Now for something completely different

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Aristus]

7. Cracker crumbs through the grate? Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

B-)

[RandomThoughts]

8. My soul is safe.

How could it not be?

Besides, anything that would condemn my soul, is not something I would follow or think highly of, but instead know that what is worthy of devotion is that which saves the world not condemns it.

And in knowing that, why would I have to worry.


Dire Straits-Why Worry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03uXQiz6eY