The DU Lounge should write a Zombie Apocalypse Handbook

[MrScorpio]

We Lizards are, far and above, the greatest and most knowledgable repository of strange and supernatural phenomena in all of the internets... If not, the entire Planet Earth. You know it and I know it. Now is not the time for false modesty, we have a job to do.

It's not a question of knowing IF the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen, because we all know that it's a question of WHEN it happens and when it does, I believe it's only a matter of knowing if we've done our duty to help mankind prepare for the coming catastrophe.

Because of the vast size of DU's Internet footprint, the information that you provide today will be spread quickly and so very easy to access by way of a Google search.

Of course, we ARE the foremost experts on dealing with Zombies, right? Because if we can deal with the Teabagertti and your basic brain dead "values voter", a zombie hoard should be a piece of pie.


So let's pool our knowledge and do this thing...


There are lives at stake.

[denbot]

1. Zombe Hunter Rule #1

Always wear an adult diaper when clearing a dark building.