The Commander in Chef of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. . . What's do dumb about Duck Wad is what I wanta know! Karl didn't have to roll on the floor laughing in the cabinet meeting. . . . I think it's a GREAT nick-name. But, geez, he said he'd slap me silly if I said it again in public OR private. . . . Wonder what he'd do if all of a sudden other people started calling me that . . . and it wouldn't be my fault at all. Maybe like some of the Pioneer Club. . . . Well, at least he can't keep me from saying it to myself in my head: Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, uck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck Wad, Duck, Duck Wad, . . . Just what's so dumb about Duck Wad is what I wanta know. . . . Geez."

[RobertSeattle]

1. The Intel Cherry Picker walks pass the Cherry Tree

If this were an Australian Restaurant, the offering would be a "Blooming Idiot"

[cosmicdot]

2. W reciting poetry to self: The budding twigs spread out their fan ...

To catch the breezy air;
And I must think, do all I can,
That there was pleasure there.

If this belief from heaven be sent,
If such be Nature's holy plan,
Have I not reason to lament
What man has made of man?


Happy pre-April Fool's Day!

[skip fox]

3. Wow.

Duck Wadsworth!

[cosmicdot]

4. how clever

no, I didn't know ... purely accidental ... but, what luck!!

[BringEmOn]

5. "How much longer am I on time out, Unka Dick?"