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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 02:52 PM Original message |
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 06:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. They were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 11:09 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. lol - yes!! Perfect. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 11:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. A doctor dies and goes to heaven, and as he's walking around he sees someone in a doctor's outfit. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-26-10 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. *snerk* |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
6. Same joke, different punchline: |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 07:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Eh? |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 01:42 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Instead of pro bono, it's pro b*n*r. :-) |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
8. I think if you substitute either A-Rod or a Yankees player |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 09:07 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. What does a rod get when you give him Viagra? (???) n/t |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 09:06 AM Response to Original message |
9. What is the differnce between god and a pilot? |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 01:57 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Good one...I'm gonna substitute lawyer for pilot... |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-27-10 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why do they give the old men at the old folks home Viagra with warm milk at bedtime? |
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