How to improve the classic TV drama LASSIE by casting her as something other than a DOG?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

"What's that, girl? Timmy is in trouble at the old well?"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"



:-)

[Rosie1223]

1. Lassie, the Narwhal.

Obviously.

[sakabatou]

19. NARWHALS FUCK YEAH!!!

[Lance_Boyle]

2. Make her a zombie and you have Fido, the best movie ever in the history of anything. n/t

[ohiosmith]

3. Lassie:

[flvegan]

4. Lassie the Kraken.

[Kaleva]

10. Release Lassie the Kraken!!

[HopeHoops]

5. Lassie THE NARWHAL! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!1

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. ED209.

[nolabear]

7. You reminded me of this from Seattle's "Almost Live". Sluggy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSXLl8ipg0w

Loved that show.

[rug]

8. Haile with Lassie

[Arugula Latte]

9. Kitty!

:loveya:

[mitchum]

11. Here's the winner; Ben Stiller when he was funny (there once was a time)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5IrRe2F7qY

[Maccagirl]

12. Okay-but will Timmy still be stuck in the well?

n/t

[struggle4progress]

13. How about Lassie, the talking horse? We could call it Mr. Lassie.

Or maybe Lassie, the porpoise? I bet that would sell

[mia]

14. Lassie the WonderPet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw

[MilesColtrane]

15. Kimodo dragon

That would be awesome.

[Yeahyeah]

16. Giraffe.Sticks his big long giraffe neck down well and pulls Timmy out

with his teeth.Doesn't have to go bother Timmy's old man or anybody.Show's title would have been That Fucking Giraffe.

[joeybee12]

17. The Town Madame. Patron: You know how i like it, Lassie. Lassie: Ruff

Patron: Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Bucky]

18. Lassie the algae

[sarge43]

20. Lassie the Wonder Hippo. n/t

[TrogL]

21. Lassie the hedgehog

Dinsdale.

[siligut]

22. I knew a woman named Lassie

She wasn't all that interesting though, so she wouldn't be a good substitute.

[BlueIris]

23. Lassie the Devil Mole.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/sep/06/wildlife-endangeredspecies?picture=352597645

[Tikki]

24. Yes, yes......

"Hurry, hurry, help, Timmy needs help...he accidentally crawled out of the well."


Tikki

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

25. Lassie, the mouse with a human brain.

starring Christine O'Donnell