The Daddling Wuck of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

"Hey guys, wanta see me do my famous Duck Walk? . . . Boy, I bet you couldn't guess what they used to call me in high school, could you?" And W. "thinks" to himself: "Boy, this is gonna be great!"

[JaySherman]

1. The first guy in the far row. The short guy.

He seems to be enjoying the view of W's posterior.

[Richardo]

2. The President freezes when asked to name just 2 of the 8 countries...

...he has just welcomed into NATO.

As a conciliatory gesture, he attempts to spell NATO. Even this fails when, following the precedent of Vice President Quayle, he adds an "E": N-A-T-O-E. :D

[LynzM]

3. "stop it!

Stop clapping, I say! Minions! You're not supposed to clap NOW, geez"

[neoteric lefty]

4. "On Monday, President Bush

created alliances with 7 new nations, mainly due to the fact that he has disenfranchised and disrespected every other ally of the United States."

[wysimdnwyg]

5. W: Hey, buddy, what's with the hair?...

Kinda looks like Kerry's hair. You one-a those guys he was talking about hoping he wins?

[Kadie]

6. "Stop throwing rocks at me when my back is turned"

[JaySherman]

7. "Watch the walk closely."

"The WMD's are up HERE!" :evilgrin:

[underpants]

8. I'm waiting....I don't make speeches unless you give to my campaign

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

9. Singing: "Here he is... Mr. Minor Ally"

(Sorry, I know it didn't make much sense, but they're arranged like the eight finalists at a beauty contest. I quit now.)

[cheezus]

10. Everything has changed since 9/11, and um... er... LINE!

[cosmicdot]

11. W: OK, who's the 8th dude on the end ... I was told 7, and, now, 8 show up

can you imagine the practice session trying to learn these names and countries?

left to right:

Latvia's Prime Minister Indulis Emsis, Slovenian Prime Minister Anton Rop, Lithuania's Prime Minister Algirdas Brazauskas, Slovak Republic's Prime Minister Mikulus Dzurinda, Romanian Prime Minister Adrian Nastase, Bulgarian Prime Minister Simeon Saxi-Coburg, Estonian Prime Minister Juhan Parts and NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.

[skip fox]

12. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall!

Karl: "Latvia . . .'Emsis' . . . think 'nemesis!' . . . What? . . . What's 'nemesis'? . . . . Well, okay, then think 'Sisyphus.' . . . What? . . . What's 'Sisyphus'? . . . Well, . . . okay, think . . . (etc., etc., etc.)"

[cosmicdot]

14. love to see them do a quick shuffle to throw him off the script

[skip fox]

15. Eight hours later:

Karl: "Slovak Republic . . . Dzurinda . . . Think 'surrenda.' . . . ."

[cosmicdot]

13. W: and, gentlemen, last, we'll be having a Supper for an oil painting

of ya'll sitting around me to take home as a souvenir

[VOX]

16. "Hey, bald dude! Yeah, you, Colonel Klink! Fuck you!"

"I heard that 'duck' remark. Careful, or I'll sic Unca Karl on you!"