If I ever have a son, how should I bond with him?

[struggle4progress]

[HopeHoops]

1. "I swear - this really happened..."

[av8rdave]

2. Dear Sirs: I never believed the letters in your magazine were true, until...

[hunter]

3. Rockets and explosives.

Daughters too, at least those who don't enjoy bossing around giant dangerous animals (horses...)

http://www.thefintels.com/aer/propellants.htm

[Bucky]

5. Amen. Do projects together. That's the way humans are genetically programmed to live.

[joeybee12]

4. Take him to as many Boston Red Sox games as possible!

He will learn everything that is good and decent, and you can't find a better way to pass the time!

[Generic Brad]

6. Krazy Glu works wonders

[datasuspect]

7. with the blood of wild animals and the vanquished

[Dr Morbius]

8. Other:

Even when he's a child, remember he's a human being like yourself, and treat him as such. Find ways unique to the two of you; don't try to make something "traditional" fit. Find something that fits the two of you and turn that into a family tradition.

How should you bond? Try loving him. Everything else will work itself out.

[struggle4progress]

11. +

[xchrom]

9. dress like super models and practise walking the runway. nt

[AngryAmish]

10. Punch hippies together.