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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:26 PM
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James O'Keefe's best power-seduction lines--- post 'em!
Look, you don't have a lot of time. You gotta get this foxy female reporter to fall in love with you and fast. You don't really know what that love shit means, but it's important to chicks or some shit. So, you borrow a boat from a cousin of a Koch brother and you got some sex crap from Adam & Eve and that video shack on Enterprise Road. You toss up some posters that you stole from your little brother's secret crawl space over the garage and you hooked up some video cameras. The liberal media tool is gonna be here in five minutes and you need to gin up some bullshit to lay on her so she will... I don't know what they do but they get all clingy and shit. A few good line is all it's gonna take, right? Then you can punk them with the cameras and get your check from Cato.

What do you say?



Hurry!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 05:37 PM
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1. He says nothing. He simply hands out acorns stuffed with condoms.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 08:06 PM
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2. Yeah, that was a strange story.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 08:13 PM
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3. "Hey babe, come on over, I'm not as ugly in real life..." nt.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 08:47 PM
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4. Tea party. In my pants.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 09:00 PM
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5. "What do you mean your drink tastes funny?"
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 09:15 PM
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6. 'I could be going to jail for a long time.........'
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-10 10:10 PM
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7. "You should be in the movies..."
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-01-10 06:55 AM
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8. "Lets go back to my place and watch FOX."
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