How much do you love your boobs?

[Lizz612]

Ladies, we have boobs. Some of us have big ones, some of us have little ones, none are perfect supermodel boobs. Society pressures us to have perfect perky round ones, but we all know that isn't the way it works. But society also pressures us to have rail thin bodies, pore-less skin, hairless legs and not to sweat. Society stinks. So embrace the mammary glands that nature gave you, and love your titties.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. umm me not know what you are talking about

i am all round and perky as are my wife's

[Bertha Venation]

3. you are young, my dear

Time and gravity come to us all. ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. with time and gravity

there will be much cosmetic surgery :P

[Bertha Venation]

83. LOL

:7

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Bertha, why don't you come chat with us?!

Please!? :bounce:
Duckie

[Bertha Venation]

81. Sorry I missed you all, Duckie.

Had to go get my breast-lengthening sleep, don'tcha know. ;)

[Bertha Venation]

2. Gee, Mom, when I grow up I hope my breasts grow nice and long like yours!

Thank you, Roseanne Barr.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. ROFL, I feel so much better now.

To sisterhood!!! :toast:

[GreenPartyVoter]

68. Heheh... So true

I do a great impersonation of the Venus of Willendorf, myself. *g*


Sure I wish I could be perkier, but it's not so important? They performed the function they were meant to, so I guess overall I am happy enough with them.

[Lizz612]

70. Thank you Bertha

I'm glad you like this, if you didn't like it I would know I had done something wrong.

[mopinko]

4. i think they are big and droopy, but

my husband LOVES them. all i have to do is flash them to make him smile, and forget why he was mad.
so. i should love them.

[2Sailsgirls]

5. You are Crazy!

But You have Nice Boobs (and and so do I)

[Lizz612]

11. Why thank you darling!

You do have nice boobs, if you don't mind me saying so.

[dolo amber]

7. HATE THEM!!

:grr:

DD breasts are FAR too large for someone 5ft tall...:cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. no no no no

they are perfect..big boobies are lovely...

[DS1]

10. Actually with my lazy eye they look more like DC

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

15. *snort*

Shaddup, foo'!



:D

[supernova]

20. What? Dolo, you don't look

THAT big to me. I mean you don't look out of proportion.

[dolo amber]

23. Awww....thanks supe!

:D

Trust me, one become skilled with minimizing techniques after a while...;)

[unblock]

46. minimize ... NOOOOOOOO

minimizing breasts is ... is ... is ... SACRILEGE!

they must be glorified and showcased proudly at all times!

[unblock]

36. breasts ... too ... large ... whahhhut??

"too large" and "breasts" simply do not belong in the same sentence.

if you don't like 'em, send 'em this way ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

52. Boobs?

I thought you were just a giant pair of glowing blue eyes.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

106. But those eyes ARE big!

[Bertha Venation]

82. Dolly! I just KNEW you were like-minded!

;)

[elfwitch]

91. I know how you feel...

5'0" 46D
I completely understand your pain.

[m-jean03]

8. My gender bugs me sometimes

I was a tomboy and I was mad when I started getting breasts. They are such a pain when you are running, and bras are hellishly uncomfortable, I have a wide rib cage or something.

But they do make certain shirts -and sweaters- very flattering. :-)

[Lizz612]

19. Oh there is a good reason

for a good portion of the shirts I own. Not low cut so much as they have something printed right there!

[GOPisEvil]

22. So then, you don't get mad when the boys stare at what's written?

Just so I know...for future reference. :crazy:

[Lizz612]

48. Depends upon how long you "look"

There is a point where it becomes staring, and then you start to get into trouble. Where that point is varies from woman to woman so be careful!

[GOPisEvil]

54. Damn...y'all should come with an instruction manual!

:silly:

No wonder I'm still single. :P

[JohnKleeb]

58. patience man

[nini]

71. remember the short guy in the elevator? he looked too long

but then it may have strained his neck to look up to my face :evilgrin:

[supernova]

12. I love my boobs!

:D They're quite nice handful for a smallish person like me.

Unfortunately, no one else has enjoyed them in quite a while! :-(

[ScreamingMeemie]

Where is Johnny Depp when you need him?

Sigh....;)

[supernova]

25. Yeah, I'd love to be an extra on this movie

His new movie, The Libertine, a bodice ripper!

[latebloomer]

85. Oooh baby!

That woke me up!

[supernova]

93. 300 nude extras

The Libertine is looking for about 300 nude extras -- all legal ages and body types. In fact the press release explicitly said that in some cases, the older the better.....

}( ;-)

[rednek_Liberal]

14. Finally ..

A DU topic we can all agree on :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. I love breasts like nobody's business.

Big, small, in-between -- it's the variety in the mammary experience that makes it all worthwhile!

But I don't wish I had them. If I had them, I would never leave the house.

[MuseRider]

18. Love them!

They make my shirts look good, they fed my babies. Not too big but big enough to make me giggle when they jiggle when I jump down the stairs. As long as they hold my bra on (when I wear one) they are just great!

[tainted_chimp]

21. I'm ok with them until I want to go running.

It's only then that I wish they were removable.


the :bounce: :bounce: factor can be truly grueling and annoying!

~Lisa

[Lizz612]

26. And the award for best use of a smiley

goes to tainted_chimp! for her use of the bounce smiley in the Boob thread! Yay!

[tainted_chimp]

29. *blush* LoL

Thanks Lizz! :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

24. well....the last compliment mine got was...

....you've got porn tits....so I guess that's a good thing huh? :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

104. lol

:silly:

[jus_the_facts]

108. heeheehee....

....wanna see?!! *fl(@)(@)sh* :o

[arcane1]

109. lol

arcane loves boobs too :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

110. and I'd bet.....

....they'd love ya back too!! ;-)
:loveya:

[arcane1]

113. hehehe

spread the love! :P

[jus_the_facts]

115. lol.......

....and always try to stay...ahead! :P

[arcane1]

116. hmmm

what are you saying? :shrug:

;)

[jus_the_facts]

117. uhmm......

:evilgrin:

[arcane1]

118. evilgrins are everywhere today!

not that that's a bad thing :evilgrin:

[The Lone Liberal]

27. Boobs are fine........

But there is nothing finer than a great set of gams. Yes SIR!

[unblock]

40. as seinfeld says,

"of course i'm a breast man. i've GOT legs."

[SarahB]

28. They're not bad.

Mine have been put to a lot of use functionally as a mommy, but despite that, there still quite nice. Nature has been kind to me really in this aspect. Sometimes, I get self conscious about the fact that they're a bit bigger than average because they can be overly noticed and while it's great if someone finds my curviness attractive, it's not the only part of my inner or outer self I wish to be noticed for either. Any man who would find me attractive would have to a a "breast man" to a degree, so I've learned to accept that (and even enjoy it), but please don't make comments to me about my personal body parts if I have not indicated to you I'm interested to begin with.

[Lizz612]

37. I'm with you on the comments

I get oogled quite a bit, and I've learned to live with it. But keep your comments to yourself guys, I don't want to hear it.

[IronLionZion]

30. I love all of your boobs

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

31. HAHA

I'm fairly content with what nature gave me!

[Lizz612]

65. Thats good.

Too many girls your age aren't. And I'm sure you'll find someone who will be VERY happy with what nature gave you!

[IronLionZion]

32. Locking

[JohnKleeb]

33. anyone know where we can find a boob for this guy

[Lizz612]

34. Why?

:(

[IronLionZion]

45. I was just kidding!

I love boobies!:bounce:

[Lizz612]

67. Thats good to hear

I was vary careful to word this so that its clear this is not meant to offend, but to be a "Love your Body" thread.

[MrSlayer]

35. They might be on her body but they belong to me.

So I voted that I loved them, because I do.

[Lizz612]

41. Well MrSlayer I disagree.

She lets you play with them, but god forbid she leaves you, you don't get half.;)

[MrSlayer]

43. It's in the pre-nup, I get to keep them.

:+

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. thats how i feel about my wife's boobies

but then i had to buy them...she charge me 5 buck each...best 10 bucks i have ever spent

[IronLionZion]

47. wha? did you two get married already?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. no i just refer to her as my wife or gf

depends on the day

[supernova]

38. All your boobs are belong to us!

:silly:

[Whitacre D_WI]

39. Somebody set up us the boob!

[unblock]

42. you had me at 'boob'

[greatauntoftriplets]

49. I like mine. They are so.....

upfront.

[Lizz612]

63. Heehee

:D Thats a great pun!

[kckc]

51. I have great boobs.

All the guys say so! Wait, let me rephrase that...

:9

[IronLionZion]

53. If you are proud of your beautiful boobies then

please share the love! Guys like me appreciate boobies too! :bounce:

[kckc]

56. I just flashed you.

Did you feel the earth move?

[IronLionZion]

57. ooh thanks!

great boobies! They look good on you

[Cleita]

55. When I was very young, there were those very good years.

I had big boobs and cleavage, which got me oh so much attention. Now that I am old, I hate the saggy twins. They are pretty much in the way and super wired bras cost a lot.

[lolly]

59. Ah, well

Anybody ever heard that saying,

"The best things come in small packages?"

Doesn't sound like that's the sentiment here.

[Lizz612]

62. Small ones are nice

The first girl I really had a crush on was small chested, and she was beautiful! Drop dead GORGEOUS! She still sends shivers up my spine. The idea is to love what nature gave you and if nature gave you small ones, love them too!

[never cry wolf]

86. Oooohh, small is the best

Nothing against large, I have a great appreciation for boobs of all shapes and sizes but personally I subscribe to the french ideal that the perfect breast should fit nicely into a champaign glass.

My first love, and really my only true one still, was what is commonly considered small in this country but to me was ideal. 30 years later she is still extremely attractive.

[BarbaRosa]

90. that would be an old style champaign glass

I trust:evilgrin:

[never cry wolf]

94. Mais oiu

Comme ca



non comme ca



I am not up on my current stemware, I hadn't realized the change in styles.

[stldemocrat]

60. I wish they were like shoes...

It would be nice to put on a athletic pair for running, and a dressy pair for going out. Oh, well, I guess that is why there are sports bras. For you boys who were going to say something about leather, you get a spanking.

:spank:

[put out]

61. I love those boobs. One is 47, the other is 14.

Yes, love those boobs. This woman has two boobs.

They each have a dimpled chin. Cute, cute boobs I have.

Mate. Kid. What a couple of boobs.

[SOteric]

78. *LOL*

Good one.

[U of M Dem 07]

64. I'm proud!

And I'm not afraid to say it! :)

[Pithlet]

66. I love them. I just wish

that clothing manufacturers would get a clue that some women indeed do have them. It can be very frustrating finding tops that don't make me look like Boobs Larue.

[Lizz612]

69. Yeah

Sometimes I don't want to show them off, and finding tops for that is really hard.

[VelmaD]

92. yes yes yes...my biggest pet peeve

They tell us the ideal is big boobs and a smaller waist...but they sure as hell don't cut clothes that way. I'm about 2 sizes bigger on top than I am on bottom and it drives me nuts. If a shirt fits in the boobs it's way too big around the waist and if it fits on bottom then my boobs are spilling out the top. Grrrrrrr....x(

[Skittles]

103. ever suffer gapitis?

I just cannot wear button-up shirts. :o

[JohnKleeb]

72. best poll ever

:hug: for Lizz.

[IronLionZion]

73. I second that

:toast: :bounce:

[loudestchick]

74. My new boobs

I was a 42I until Sept. 11, 2003. I hated my boobs. They were a pain in my neck, back, shoulders...Then along came my plastic surgeon..40C and now I LOVE MY PERKY BOOBS!!!

[SmileyBoy]

75. I'm a man, and I hate mine.

(35 lbs. overweight)

[IronLionZion]

76. kick

because I really appreciate Lizz612's boobies thread :evilgrin:

[Submariner]

77. Thanks for the hOOters thread

[SOteric]

79. I can't help thinking

that if this were a thread started by a guy about whether dudes love and embrace their dangly bits, someone would have raised a ruckus long ago.

[ForrestGump]

80. As for embracing those dangly bits, I prefer the

don't ask, don't tell philosophy.

Not that this entire topic hasn't been titillating...

[SOteric]

96. Forrest, I sure have missed

this stellar opportunity, buddy:

[ForrestGump]

101. Ow!

Well, things sure got back to normal in a hurry. :P

[Lizz612]

84. I'm pretty sure you're right.

I will not deny that there is a double standard when it comes to embracing our bodies. Women talking about their bodies can be wrapped in the language of empowerment and its fine. Men however can't seem to do that. Some of it does have to do with the fact that we women had a movement, and society has let us have this language in which we can talk about our bodies. While the discussion of men's bodies seems to have stuck somewhere. The exception seems to be a book called "The Adonis Complex" I've heard a lot about it here on DU, but haven't had a chance to check it out.

[rbnyc]

87. I've always liked them, but now they are HUGE!

They're a little sore, but I had to buy all new bras. Ahhh, the wonders of pregnancy.


:)

[Lizz612]

88. I'm sure the little one will love them!

Babies like boobies!

[elfwitch]

89. Hate em! I'm toting around a 46D...

I would gladly rid myself of the damn things.
I get heat rashes all the time.
My back hurts.
I can't find bras that fit right.
I hate the fuckers.
As soon as I can afford it I am having a reduction.

[Scout]

95. I voted "I love them" but

mine are fairly large and sometimes they can be a pain, such as reaching for the salt ... they can get in your mashed potatoes.

Also must wear industrial type bras to avoid upper back pain, at least on a day to day basis. If I could find nice sexy ones in my size I'd wear them for, ummmmm, short-term use.

[tigereye]

98. I like mine

they have served me well over time. Not too big, not too small, but just right. And I have had no complaints. :evilgrin:

I hate bras though (did women invent bras?)and why is it so hard to find any that are comfortable!?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

97. What does "your" mean?

Is it "they're attached to your chest" or "You have unrestricted access to them"?

Based on the second definition, I voted "I love them".

[Lizz612]

99. Well, the poll was meant for the ladies,

but you wouldn't be the first to vote based upon the second definition. I suppose some men are rather possessive of what they consider "their" boobs. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

100. boob kick

[Skittles]

102. mine are OUTSTANDING

and UPSTANDING, I might add. 00

[skippysmom]

105. To quote Seinfeld yet again

(or more accurately, Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld):

They're real....and they're spectacular!

:evilgrin:

[Nikia]

107. Mine are bigger than average for my body

I am at 38D right now and 5'5'' and 130 pounds. This makes me look more attractive. Sometimes, I get annoyed by guys staring at them though.

[Arugula Latte]

111. It's my 1000th post. This better be good.

For my millenial post (or whatever), I've decided to post something meaningful, something of substance that will stand the test of time through the ages.

That is why I am visiting this booby topic.

Oh crap! I blew it!

[Lizz612]

114. Wait wait

You can still edit it so that it says something meaningful about society and the way it perceives womens bodies! Then I'll change this one so that it compliments you upon you insight into the topic. Quick! I think you still have time!

[geniph]

112. They're just ... there

when I was younger, I wished for bigger ones. Now that I'm past 40, I'm glad I didn't get my wish, as they're not hanging to my waist. I just wish I could get rid of some of the nerves in them...mine are way too sensitive to be any fun for anyone.

[Lizz612]

119. Kick.

Because women need to embrace their bodies, or at least rant about them.

[JohnKleeb]

120. boobie kick