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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 08:48 AM
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Alabama
How many Bama grads does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Four; One to change the light bulb, two to discuss how Bear Bryant would have done it better, and one to throw the used light bulb at an NCAA Investigator.



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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to 30?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.





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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 10:25 AM
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1. GO HOGS!!!!
Pssst: I'm an Auburn Fan.

WAR EAGLE!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 12:23 PM
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4. I'll insult you in a few weeks!
:evilgrin:
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 10:35 AM
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2. Uht oh...
:popcorn:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 11:56 AM
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3. Funny, but...
ROLL TIDE!!!
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 11:26 PM
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12. Um, Dave, I trust you with my life if I'm aboard your aircraft
With your occupation and background, you're
obviously a very intelligent person.

However, I question your judgment as far as
football is concerned. The Tide and Cowboys??

Auburn and Denver are the only logical choices.

:) :hi:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-10 09:25 AM
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14. Hey...'Bama was very, very good to my son
Edited on Sun Sep-26-10 09:25 AM by av8rdave
And therefore me...best college choice he could have made.

As far as the Cowboys, what can I say? After living in Dallas temporarily for 23 years, you can't help but pay attention.

Actually, I am hoping for them to get to 0 - 4 at least. That's what it will take to get the management to address their QB problem.

I always root for the Broncos when they're not playing Dallas. Went to college in Colorado, so have been a long time fan.

:hi:

Edited for fixing spellcheck mistake.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 12:38 PM
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5. What does the N on the Nebraska Cornhuskers helmets stand for?
Knowledge.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 01:23 PM
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6. .
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 03:46 PM
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7. A Southern man don't need you around anyhow
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 06:53 PM
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9. Quoting Florida rednecks doesn't exactly help your case!
:evilgrin:
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 04:45 PM
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8. Why did Alabama put a fence around their stadium?
To keep their cheerleaders from grazing on the field.

(It was actually a plug-in, but my favorite)
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 08:47 PM
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10. suck it, haters
Bama is winning it all again this year, and there's nothing you can do about it.

:evilgrin:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-10 11:04 PM
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11. Cam Newton and Coach Chizik may have something to say about that come Nov 26
We shall see.

WAR EAGLE!!
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-10 12:16 AM
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13. Talk is all the Barn has
Roll Tide!
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