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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:34 PM
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Poll question: Truck Nutz
Edited on Wed Sep-22-10 06:34 PM by OmahaBlueDog
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:36 PM
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1. Fine, if you want some saggy old men nuts hanging on your truck.
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:40 PM
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2. Crude
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:41 PM
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3. I don't think it's right to call them nuts. They may just like trucks.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:44 PM
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4. wow.
This goes beyond vulgar.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 06:47 PM
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5. Yup. Saggy old nuts, nubile young women. It's a Hooterama!
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 07:03 PM
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6. They only show up on "dick up trucks".
That is, the kind of truck where the owner has no intention of ever using it as, well, you know, a truck!
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 07:05 PM
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7. Rimshot
:rofl:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 07:07 PM
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8. It's kind of like announcing to the world: "Mine aren't attached anymore"
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 07:10 PM
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9. O!
:rofl:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 07:14 PM
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10. That's the biggest pair those girls will ever see.
Ever.

I'm going to assume that a guy owns that truck, and I'm pretty positive his balls are the size of soybeans.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:23 PM
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11. Don't forget "mudflap girl". LOL!
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:37 PM
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12. Me likey mudflap girl
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bEBzZgZ5Tmc/SaexB2kDAoI/AAAAAAAAU-k/9_Aq8cdxwE0/s400/mudflap+girl.jpg

http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2009/02/evolution-of-mudflap-girl.html
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:47 PM
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14. LOL!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:42 PM
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13. I've asked it before, and I'll ask it again.
If a woman were to attach a simulated clitoris to her car, how many man would be able to find her vehicle?
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 08:48 PM
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15. Only the ones with a real commitment to high performance
...of the vehicle, that is...
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:03 PM
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16. Fugly! About as appealing as a guy trying to walk with saggy pants,
sagging below the underwear and having to hold them up. Nice....
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:16 PM
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17. Redneck faux pas
unless there's a giant Confederate flag as well.

But the girls look nice.
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