Can we talk some more about masturbation?
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:29 PM
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Can we talk some more about masturbation?
Or do we have to mention Republicans at the same time?
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:33 PM
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1. I don't think I could masturbate to a Republican
If I was single, I'm sure I could sleep with an attractive Republican woman for a one-night stand. But, I can't really see masturbating to one.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:37 PM
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2. I tried with Bachmann but it just wouldn't work.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:44 PM
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8. I can't even do "it" to attractive Republican celebrities
like Jennifer Love Hewitt or Shannen Doherty.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:50 PM
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11. Me neither but Arnold was close.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:57 PM
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14. Arnold is pretty moderate compared to most Republicans
Heck, he might be to the left of Blanche Lincoln & Ben Nelson.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:37 PM
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3. Stop flogging this topic.
You are just making things harder and harder.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:38 PM
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4. It was only a matter of time before you came into this thread.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:45 PM
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9. You must release yourself from any distractions.
And concentrate on your ultimate goal.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:52 PM
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12. Aye, there's the rub.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:55 PM
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Your efforts are moving you closer to completion.
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Wed Sep-15-10 04:11 PM
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16. You're squeezing this for all it's worth, aren't you?
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Wed Sep-15-10 05:22 PM
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24. I predict an explosive climax to this thread.
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Wed Sep-15-10 06:40 PM
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25. That sounds like a sticky situation.
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Wed Sep-15-10 10:59 PM
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27. i think "milking" would be a better term to use...
at least for us guys... :-)
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:40 PM
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but i could masterbate to teabagger o'donnell.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:43 PM
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:45 PM
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10. it wouldn't be the first time that i turned a "good catholic girl"
to the dark side. not trying to brag or anything.
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Wed Sep-15-10 02:41 PM
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Heh heh! Always wanted to post that.
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Wed Sep-15-10 04:00 PM
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15. Seems redundant to mention both at the same time
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Wed Sep-15-10 04:48 PM
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19. So, We've Gone From Discussin Bartering Chickens for Health Care
to choking the chicken. Where will it all end.
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Wed Sep-15-10 04:55 PM
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20. warped wood for frigid chickens!
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22. Give me a few minutes, I'm using Netscape.
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23. pretty sure there is a facebook group for that
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26. Facebook excels in exploring masturbation.
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Wed Sep-15-10 11:09 PM
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