Run up to war: B*sh prays to his fave political philosopher:

[Aristus]

"Dear Jesus,

Yep, it's me, good ole Georgie. Jes' reg'lar ole avridge guy Georgie. I wanna ast ya sumpin'. Y'see, I cain't run th'country 'less people think I'm a brave, fearless war Prezdint. So, whut I wuz gonna ast ya wuz: "Should I rilly invade Eye-rack? Is it gonna turn out okay?"

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the Annointed, the Enlightened, and the Redeemer: If you invade Iraq (and it's Ee-rock, you little slimy turd) you will destroy a powerful military force."


B*sh: "Hey Dick! Hey Condi! Hey Paul! Hey Donald! Les' invade Eye-rack! Got the good word fr'm th'Man Upstairs! We're gonna d'stroy a powr'fl military force!"



Ah, the dangers of ambiguous prophecy!

[Aristus]

1. Vanity kick.

:kick: Sheesh! This thread sank faster than a stone rowboat!

[commander bunnypants]

2. pull mah finger

DDQM

[Aristus]

3. Kick.

I hate it when my threads go down without a fight. :kick: