The Squealing Barmaid of all CAPTIONS!!! (No one under 18 inside!)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, the National Anthem gets me every time! Sure sign
of patriotism is a man who gets swelled up by his anthem. Gee. 'Star-spangled' . . .
that's great! I'm thinking like sequins on Shirley Temple's little dress. What's more
American than that? Or, wow!, the 'rockets red glare' . . . I can almost see 'em!
Flashing up the night sky. Gee, we should get Disney to do a big cartoon of it
so we could all watch while we listen. Maybe part of the reason I like the Anthem
so much, is when it's over I get to watch the game! That is, that's what used to
happen. And I'd get to eat hotdogs and drink beer. That's patriotic, too, if you
ask me. Now, when it's over, I gotta do more work. It's not always easy
being a grownup, I sure learned that."

[rock]

1. Damn popcorn husk!

[Drifter]

2. Guy behind him ...

"Hey moron ... you are pledging allegence to the Exit sign."

AWOL ... "I wonder if they have blacks here too."

Cheers
Drifter

[I AM SPARTACUS]

8. that "guy behind him" appears to be Thabo Mbeki, President...

of South Africa...

NEWSMAKERS
Thabo Mbeki
South African President

http://abcnews.go.com/reference/bios/mbeki.html
<snip...>
Almost from the moment he was elected president in 1994 at the age of 75, South Africa and the rest of the world was gripped by the question "What happens after Nelson Mandela?" A charismatic and beloved national and worldwide hero, he emerged from 27 years in prison to lead a remarkably peaceful transition from apartheid tyranny to nonracial democracy.
Actually, for much of that time, Deputy President THABO MBEKI was running the country, and even Mandela described him as the "de facto" president.
In June 1999, Mbeki was chosen by the majority African National Congress to succeed Mandela, when he stepped down after the country's second all-race election. Mbeki, who had tended to the day-to-day running of the country for years, promised to be a more hands-on president, moving from the drama of reconciliation to the details of rebuilding.
An economist by education...
<snip...more

[underpants]

3. Phew!Okay I've still got the NEW fake Nigerian document.....

Man every once in a while I sort of panic but it's okay it's still here, now just keep it out of sight until we get to Nigeria where Mr.Perle told me leave it in the Presidential Palace.....

[myomy]

4. Hot damn, some of these women are topless.

.

[Allah Akbar]

5. I put my hand over the left side this time

Let's see them make fun of me this time!

edit for typo

[skip fox]

6. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[Astarho]

7. Oh, heartburn

seconds later: BUUUURP!

[I AM SPARTACUS]

9. Mmmmmm...do-o-o-o-o-o-n-n-n-n-u-u-u-t-t-t-ts-s-s-s...

[cosmicdot]

10. During a break, the WH photographer poses W ...

... OK, put your hand over your heart ... do your lips like this ... squish your eyes a bit ... that's it ... got it ... it's a wrap ...