Can someone please FedEx me some "clean" urine?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Need by 10 am tomorrow.

Big job interview.

Thank you...I have nothing to offer in return but this...:hug:

[Curmudgeoness]

1. How clean do you need it? And would you care if they realized

you were female?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Female would be fine.

Thanks again. :hug:

[underpants]

2. Vinegar, cherries, ejaculate, piss three times before the test, and break a sweat

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I don't think I could put a cherry in there.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. OMG are you sick.

:rofl:

[taterguy]

6. What's it worth to you?

Oh wait, you're just offering hugs.

I'll pass.

Should've thought about that before you poisoned your body dumbass.

[pitohui]

7. i'd do it for the cost of shipping but don't think i could get it there in time

so all i can do is send a hug...good luck

[taterguy]

8. Do you know how much it costs to overnight a vial of urine to Nunavut?

[pitohui]

11. no but i can find out pretty quick...

which is a sick enough comment on my lifestyle as it, dontcha thinK?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Not until the asparagus-eating contest is over.

[kimi]

10. Surely

But I'm on my period. Is that okay?

[The Midway Rebel]

12. Whizzinator

http://www.perfecturine.com/

Sad but true.

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. I'm trying, but...

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...I'm pretty sure it's gonna ALL drip out of the box before the
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Do they charge extra for soggy stuff?
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[old mark]

14. If you got mine they wouldn't hire you because you were diabetic

and taking too much medication...Rely on yer personality, dude...

mark