CAPTION W putting up yet another wall

[underpants]

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. Shake hands

As long as I have this tool in my hands, I will not have to shake anyone's hands}(

[underpants]

3. Welcome to DU

:hi: if'n I haven't before.

[underpants]

2. Okay I got the tool over here....oh you were talking to him.....

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

4. I missed the stud? Never!

[peekaloo]

5. *: Don't unnerstan that Brazil-ese....good thing I brought my translator.

[sniffa]

6. mr. president, i asked you to inspect my 'caLk'

[cosmicdot]

7. would it be easier if I wrote the instructions down for you?

[underpants]

8. W:You said we were going to do some drilling.....when do we start?

:bounce:

[StlMo]

9. W: "Wow, there are other black type peoplersons..."

W: "I thought my servants Colon and Cond-E were the only ones... except in stories like them tales of Brazilly"

[BringEmOn]

10. "Oh...you must be that under qualified

Affirmative Action "boy". Stand aside and let me and Bubba, here, do this job."

[Ganja Ninja]

11. "This isn't the kind of screw job I'm used to doing.

Good Heavens! This is manual labor."

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. i can actually see the fear

in *'s face

[cosmicdot]

13. worker: you want me to call you Duck Wad? m-kay, Duck Wad ...

[skip fox]

14. "Hey, do you guys know what they used to call me in high school? NO?

Well, . . . they used to call me Duck Wad. It was like my nickname and stuff and proved that everybody liked me cause I had a nickname just like everybody else and stuff, even though they did go a little far laughing at me and spitting and slapping and punching me in the arm when they used to say it. . . . The do you know what? . . . Well, my boddies at the frat found out and they used it too and so I didn't feel so much any more like they just had to take me because of my dad and all. Then in the Guard and the oil fields and at the ballpark. Hell, the whole Texas Senate used to yell Duck Wad when I'd enter. It made me feel special even though they were laughing and snorting and stuff. So I figure if a couple of regular guy like you started using it . . . Heck, it just might catch on. . . . . Then eveybody would be yelling Duck Wad for President and so I'd win for sure. . . . Gee . . .!"

[skip fox]

15. "Hey, do you guys know what they used to call me in high school? NO?

Well, . . . they used to call me Duck Wad. It was like my nickname and stuff and proved that everybody liked me cause I had a nickname just like everybody else and stuff, even though they did go a little far laughing at me and spitting and slapping and punching me in the arm when they used to say it. . . . Then do you know what? . . . Well, my buddies at the frat found out and they used it too and so I didn't feel so much any more like they just had to take me because of my dad and all. Then in the Guard and the oil fields and at the ballpark. Hell, the whole Texas Senate used to yell Duck Wad when I'd enter. It made me feel special even though they were laughing and snorting and stuff. So I figure if a couple of regular guy like you started using it . . . Heck, it just might catch on. . . . . Then eveybody would be yelling Duck Wad for President and I'd win for sure. . . . Gee . . .!"

[VOX]

16. "Hey, I kinda dig working at Home Depot, all these hard tools feel good!"

"And the company's been so nice to me, kickin' in a mil here and a mill there. Yeah, when I get the boot come November, I'm workin' here!"

[jmowreader]

17. Hey! I resent that remark!

I can't think of a department he's suited for.

He might be okay on the night recovery team (the people who stock shelves after the building closes) because he works out, or maybe as a loader on the lot, but on the sales floor? No way.

[Gildor Inglorion]

18. Stick it where? Man, you one sick puppy...

why get s*** on a perfectly good drill?

[Zorra]

19. "Geez, I'm sorry. You look just like him". n/t

[Endangered Specie]

20. Bush is about to screw yet another black man

[montana_hazeleyes]

21. W-"one step closer

and I'll beam you up"