Unwise suggestions No. 1 - "You can eat my penis!"

[Pert_UK]

"A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.

"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis." "

An all too common household accident....

From:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040329/80/epqqv.html

[Rowdyboy]

1. I'm a great believer in offering hospitality

but.....

Anyway, what could you possibly offer as a side dish? And one penis, split four ways, won't go very far.

[Elidor]

2. I was certain this was a Matcom thread...

[Pert_UK]

4. I've let him have these to himself for a year, now I'm back!

:-)

P.

[xchrom]

3. i've had boys say that to me in the past

they did not serve it on a plate.

[SOteric]

5. I was going to mention that I have heard similar suggestions.

Sans dinnerware, of course. ;-)