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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 09:33 PM
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My NEWEST Haiku - "So I Lack Nuance?"
So I lack nuance?

Who died and made you Yoda?

My ass tough guy kiss...



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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-10 10:58 PM
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1. That's excessively beautiful.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 09:17 AM
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2. did you get my order, yet?
I can't wait to get my plate :bounce:
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 09:26 AM
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3. The 8-10 weeks will give you time to find a nice spot for it
:rofl:

:toast:
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 09:35 AM
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4. LOL, many things, seems you interpret.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 09:53 AM
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5. This awesomely awesome poetry is deserving of a Toyota.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-10 10:45 AM
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6. Nuance you lack, Jedi.
:silly:
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