Make up headlines for Drudge

[Sanity]

Matt just called me. He's running out of ideas and he needs YOUR help. So do you part for Murka and the GOP and make up some fake headlines for Drudge.

[Sanity]

1. Scandal Breaking: Rosa Parks says "Fuck Strom Thurmond"

How fucking dare she!!!

[evil_orange_cat]

2. "John Kerry eats babies"

the infanticidal maniac Dem presidential candidate was seen slurping brains from an infant's skull yesterday...

how's that?

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I personally like,"Howard Dean caught teaching John Kerry the fine

art of fetus eating!" :hi:

[evil_orange_cat]

10. lol, that's better :D

n/t

[arwalden]

3. Pope Declares Viagra Sinful

[jobycom]

5. Breaking: Hillary admits affair with John Kerry!

nt

[rwheeler31]

7. Viagra gone wild cowboys can' t

pee.

[everythingsxen]

6. John Kerry - Satanist?

:evilgrin:

[FARAFIELD]

8. POPE TO KERRY "DROP DEAD"

sorry borrowed from Ford to NY City

[DemoTex]

9. Bu$h Screws World! Drudge exclusive!

[Sandpiper]

11. "John Kerry Threw Vietnamese Babies Out of Incubators"

n/t

[kodi]

12. Breaking News! John Kerry found related to Willie Horton

"First cousins to meet for first time. Tearful reunion expected. No plans formed for Horton to campaign for Kerry while on Death Row. Kerry quoted 'Kinfolk is kinfolk, he's a Kerry in my eyes'."

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Kerry caught torturing retarded children

blowing up frogs with firecrackers next on to-do list.

[The Lone Liberal]

14. WMD Hiding Site Discovered in Iraq

Baghdad --- 2 hours ago.

Lt. Col. J. Sanders released a statement from the Provisional Government Compound that units of 4th Mechanized unit had discovered a suspected Iraqi WMD hiding site. Located in the Northwestern part of the country, near KaLajastan. The Colonel said that the unit had be evacuating sand from the suspected site for several weeks and now at last there seems to be a hole large enough to have hidden several cubic tons of WMD material. The Army will release further details as the hole is enlarged.

The Bush White House is said to be very excited about the news of the hole. Scott McClellan," this will be bad news for the Democrats." McClellan answered a question asked by the AP reporter regarding the Democratic symbol and the hole in Iraq, “ Yes, yes we do. We do indeed know the difference between an ass and our hole in the ground~”

[sasquatch]

15. 'Limbaugh's dealer has tie's to Kerry family'

:silly: or 'Kerry helped hide Saddam's WMD's before start of war'.