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[Kali]

somebody post something funny and light hearted
I have been to gd:hurts: :banghead: :nopity: :argh: :wow: :scared:

[MrCoffee]

1. England 0 - 1 Hungary

Pure farcical comedy is what that is.

[Kali]

2. thanks!

I have no idea what that means (soccer?) but it worked. Made me smile.

[Renew Deal]

10. That really happened?

:wtf:

[blogslut]

3. Ain't it awful?

I hid a lot of threads yesterday.

[Kali]

9. I was only in one thread!

:nuke:

[rug]

4. How did you miss this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8924799

[Kali]

6. Isn't St Francis the Saint of animals?

I swear, rug, I was askeered to click on that.

when I say I was in gd, it was all in one thread, not the whole forum - omg I could never handle THAT:scared: :scared: :scared:

[Liberalynn]

5. Don't know whether you will consider this funny or not but my dog

now knows the word vacuum cleaner. She hates the machine with a passion. If I even utter the words she attacks it. Starts biting it and growling at it. She hates it so much I have to lock her in her crate when I need to use it.

[Kali]

7. are you sure she isn't just playing?

and yes it qualifies:rofl:

[Liberalynn]

8. I don't think she's playing

If I run the cleaner by her crate when she is inside she tries to bite it through the bars and yips and whines like she is being tortured.

Its kind of sad and funny all at the same time. All I can think is the sound hurts her ears but now she goes after it even when its off. All I have to do is either say its name or touch it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Rumor has it...

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I'm not sure if there's photographic evidence of her biting it.
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[Kali]

12. I like my vacuum cleaner

I just hate using it.

and oddly enough I actually was using it yesterday.:wow:

for the first time in months, I'm pretty sure:rofl:

[RandomThoughts]

13. It has been mostly made up stories, but pretty fun.

Lots of stories about parts of stuff.

Pretty good day over all though.

[Kali]

14. I missed you, Random Thoughts

you seem like a very kind person

I don't understand you sometimes, but then I don't understand a lot of things.

[RandomThoughts]

18. Yea that makes sense.

basically I like finding connections between things, although I don't always talk about all of them.

Here is the thing. I can clearly state some position with an argument. People don't listen.

You can even show why the argument is correct, they either don't listen or don't care.

You can then prove the argument, so they call you evil since that is the only way they think your argument could be correct.

So you then could just post random songs, that turn out to have some great stories in them, and they don't know what to think, so they think you must be bad if you disagree with them, and ignore you if people agree with them.

I guess I could be like the rich people, kill, maim, kick people out of houses, and make people suffer, then I would have money like them. Maybe steal from pensions, or steal from retired people.

But I really don't think that stuff is the right stuff to do, nor do I want to do those things.

So I have fun posting here, and try to show any post I can think of that has some interesting meanings. And that really doesn't seem to make a difference with anyone either.


So do you have any suggestions. Oh one other thing. Goldman Sachs and the bankers can go fuck themselves :) Just wanted to make sure and say that again, I know what happens to people that make the claims they do.

Although that wasn't very nice. :shrug: they earn disrespect every day. Although it disappoints friends when I resort to such things. So should say nobody is all bad, and everyone has there own issues.


Anyways, any suggestions. I use to post ideas, and arguments, and must have drawn some attention since someone even spent the time to modify video clip songs and request them posted with hints a few days ago.

But things are not corrected. So trying to think of other things to do.

[Kali]

19. I don't have reallyany suggestions for you.

Sometimes you make a lot of sense.

I rarely click on you tube links because I am on a very slow dial up connection. I look forward to someday being able to see videos and listen to more music samples.

Be good to yourself. I got a little carried away in gd today wehn it would have been better to just walk away and be good to MYself. So that is my only suggestion.

[RandomThoughts]

20. Things are fine, the you tube clips are fun.

In the right sequence they tell stories, and they are beyond my ability to sequence. Or they form sequences that are not some sequence I plan. And also have many meanings.


Like I posted a song that was threatening months ago, and after a not to good result, posted towering inferno. And the comment was next time will bring the entire fire department.


So then I post that song again, and then post another song, and one of the first lyrics is 'seen her before', fit perfect and I had no idea it was in the song when I picked it. Then the next song has a bunch of people on a beach and the 911. Although the song missed on a couple points. Had some despair doctrine, but I think of it as humility, the song had a contradiction. Then there was a few other things in the video, matched the hair in a recent post. And it showed a sad outcome for some people, something that should be avoided, and a good outcome for some other people.

Really interesting, but I don't make the videos. Nor plan the sequence, so really up to each person to decide what they could mean or if they are bad or good, I just think they are interesting, and find good ways to view them.


Hard to explain but basically the posts go together like in a sequence, but not all good, and dependent on how you see them.

[pokerfan]

15. funny sign

[Kali]

16. oh!

was not expecting that :rofl:

thanks - got me!

[pokerfan]

17. There's a dozen of them

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/the-funniest-unintentiona_n_602700.html

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. I'm pretty sure I played that hole. n/t

[redwitch]

31. I am crying with laughter now.

Just looked at these after LeftyFingerPop's syphilis story. Thanks all, I really needed a good laugh.

[guitar man]

21. how about this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9460720

:D

[Kali]

27. hee hee

stole that and sent it off in an e-mail early this morning!

[sarge43]

23. One of TV's funniest moments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvn-tBeLpCk

[Kali]

28. :-( slow dial up

gonna take a while to load - I see it is taxi - good show, is it worth the wait? 5 and a half minutes will take about an hour for me.:mad:

[sarge43]

29. It's the "What does a yellow light mean?" scene

"Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttt dddddooooeeeessss aaaaaaaaaaaaa ......"

That one. Ranks with WKRP's Turkeys Away episode.

[TheMightyFavog]

24. Away the decontamination teams!

[TheMightyFavog]

25. How about one of my comments from lat night's Duggar thread...

"I now have the mental image of someone rapidly moving a restaurant mayo bottle very quickly in and out of the wide open doors of the Vehicle Assembly Building at Cape Kennedy for five seconds before squeezing out the contents..."

[Kali]

26. OMG

ewwww

:spank:

[applegrove]

30. What is the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic?

Only 750 women went down on the Titanic! LOL