Monday Morning Smack-O-Rama. Who would you like to slap the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

[HEyHEY]

1. My translator for this trip

I got the dumbest one in a nation of 1.3 billion people.

Yesterday we went to an old bomb shelter converted into a wine museum. I asked the manager how much traffic they get a year and the woman tried to tell me they can recieve 2 million people all at once. I said, "are you sure that isn't per year?" She argued with me it was at one time.

I'm thinking, there's NO FUCKING WAY you can get two million people into a bomb shelter. Finally, someone else corrected her and she agreed. Same woman argued with about the city's marker they use to judge how far above sea level buildings are. She tried to tell me it was the zero elevation point for all of China. I said, "But this coastline must be thouasands of kilometeres, how the fuck is this one spot the zero elecation point?! PLUS IT'S ON A MOUNTAIN ABOUT 1000 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL! She finally agreed, and it turns out it's a measured point FROM sea level.

This goes on and on

[ohiosmith]

2. Hahahaha!

:hi:

[kayakjohnny]

3. Hang on. I'm doing finger gymnastics so I don't cramp up with all the typing I'm about to do.

Brb.

[Deep13]

4. People who insist that the prop 8 ruling...

...somehow takes away their right to tell other people how to live.

[rurallib]

5. the orange colored one.

[rrneck]

6. The one that rhymes with the orange colored one. nt

[Demoiselle]

7. Maureen Dowd. As always. Some things never change for me.

Most of these other idiots will fade with time. But not MoDo, apparently. She actually gets PAID for that shit.

[HopeHoops]

8. Any of the empty heads on FOX.

Of course, that's true EVERY day.

[driver8]

9. Rove, Limbaugh, Cheney, Gingrich, Hannity, O'Reilly...

same list as every day!

[Joe Fields]

10. my soon to be ex. ( I can think it, can't I?)

Although I would never do it.

[Submariner]

11. n/t

[Ikonoklast]

12. I wish those two would just get a room, already.

[taterguy]

13. This loser . . .

[Yavin4]

14. GD and GDP

'nuff said.

[LiberalEsto]

15. sarah palin