how does a mathmatically inclined mermaid support her breasts?

[mike_c]

With an algae bra!

:rimshot!:

[rug]

1. I cannot argue with that function.

[msanthrope]

4. That's better than the joke itself.

Sadly.

[hunter]

2. I'll have you know I invented that joke in the seventh grade...

...as did many other seventh grade boys before me.

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. ***groan***

That is so lame it's almost funny.



Oh screw it, I laughed. ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Anybody who can crack a joke about an algae bra...

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[mike_c]

6. LOL!

:rofl:

[mike_c]

7. forgive me for accidentally kicking this turkey....

Someone told this joke during a grad student thesis defense this afternoon. I HAD to share it! And yes, things went downhill from there....

[MilesColtrane]

8. Purchased at Victoria's Seacret undoubtedly.

[ChoralScholar]

9. Well... did you hear what happened to the constipated mathematician?

he worked it out with a pencil!


:D I'll be here all week! Tip your wait staff!

[Xipe Totec]

10. Here. Do the math

http://www.gendertree.com/a_stress_analysis_of_a_strapless.htm