Damn! I'm having some kind of problem here!

[LeftyFingerPop]

This is a serious post.

It's my fingernails and my hair.

I cut my nails short about 8 days ago, and today they are about as long as a woman's nails. They are so long, that it is difficult to type. They are sprouting like I am Howard Hughes.

And my facial hair...growing like a bastard. I could shave twice a day.

Seriously.

Something is terribly wrong.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Too much testosterone?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. There WAS a full moon earlier this week. Have you eliminated that factor?

[Ikonoklast]

3. Is time dilating for you?

Does it seem that everything else is moving in slow motion, relevant to yours?


If yes, you have become trapped in between this temporal dimension and another. Don't worry, your rapidly accelerating aging process will soon terminate in your demise.


If no, I cast my own silver bullets, just an FYI, not a threat by any means, but just a friendly 'heads up'.

[many a good man]

4. Same thing happens to me when I go up to the mountains

Head to the beach. But please, dear god, shave and clip first. You may frighten the children.

[Kali]

5. it's the summer light and heat

go sit in the freezer

[mokawanis]

6. I await the clip

I assume this experience will be documented on youtube, maybe shaving with your fingernails.

[kentauros]

7. Maybe you ARE turning into Howard Hughes.

Check your bank account and see if it's growing exponentially, too :D

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Nice post....

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[texanwitch]

9. Maybe you are having the male change of life.

Y'all have it to.

[MilesColtrane]

10. Quit spankin' the plankton.

That promotes hair and nail growth.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Are you still... you know... among the living?

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He's passed on! He is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to
meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed
him to The Lounge he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes
are now 'istory! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off
his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-LEFTYFINGERPOP!!
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