I'll be back.......maybe...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

When you people get over your butt crack phase.

:P

[Doeed]

1. I'm new here

Do they do this often?

[kentauros]

6. It's the Lounge.

Unpredictable is it's second middle name ("predictably" is its first middle name) :P

This will go on all evening ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. These things come in waves...

So you never really know!

Welcome to DU, and its heart: the Lounge

:hi:

[Aristus]

35. The Lounge goes through phases.

I've been here nine years, and the Lounge has never been predictable, except for it's predictable unpredictability.

We've gone through the Yak Phase.
The Kudzu Phase.
The Narwhal Phase.
The 'Goodbye Forever, DU!' Phase.
The Grotto Phase. (And how I miss it... ;-) )
The 'Ask Me Anything' Phase.

and many, many more.

And now, evidently, the Buttcrack Phase.

It will end. All Lounge Phases do.

If you are a liberal or progressive Dem, stick around. It's worth it, phases and all...

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

36. Yeah... what HE said...

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...don't worry... we'll grow out of it. :evilgrin:
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Besides... ... ... ... someday you may be telling people (in the best Dr. Seuss tradition) THIS:
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I've been here, I'm proud to say...
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Why, I've been here since Buttcrack Day.
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A day... that will live... in infantglee.
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Welcome to DU. :hi:
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[denbot]

2. My Dear Miss CaliforniaPeggy.

Be a sport and post a buttcrack photo in the buttcrack photo thread.
XXOO's
denbot

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. That would be a big FAT NO, my dear denbot!

[kentauros]

3. You may be in retreat for a while...

Butthole surfing is next :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. I do have better things to attend to, my dear kentauros!

Spare me!

:P

[txwhitedove]

4. Come on Miss Peggy, even I think it's the funniest Lounge streak in

quite awhile. Post a pic of your grandbaby's butt!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear txwhitedove!

Even if I had such a picture (and I don't, BTW!) I wouldn't do that!:P

[underpants]

5. .

cutt brack

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. What?

:shrug:

[rug]

8. Get back in time for the smegma fest!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Oh, NO.

:puke:

[Doeed]

12. I'll bet this place is a real hoot on...

handgun and hard liquor night.

[kentauros]

15. That would be Friday nights,

start of the weekend and many are PUI (posting under the influence) ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Actually, we don't do those topics much.

We tend to be more silly...

Stick around.....you'll find out!

[Doeed]

17. I can't stay for the festivities tonight

I have to be up at 3:00 AM.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Yikes!

I hope it's something you enjoy...like a good job.

Have a great sleep!

Hopefully tomorrow, we'll be on to some other topic...

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

22. Welcome to DU...

For handguns, go over to the Gungeon (the Gun Forum). :scared:

[edbermac]

19. What? You haven't written a buttcrack poem yet?

[txwhitedove]

20. I second that motion!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. And I'm NOT about to either, my dear edbermac!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

21. Dangit, CP!! I just gave myself a wedgie trying to cover up my butt crack!!

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. My dear madinmaryland!

Aw! Poor baby!

:P

[Haole Girl]

23. At least you didn't piss off the whole state of Texas today

(and 3/4 of the mods, apparently)









:hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. My dear Haole Girl...

:hug:

[Raven]

24. Peg...I've got your back! Oops, was that the wrong thing to say?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. No, that was perfect, my dear Raven!

[UTUSN]

25. Miss Priss!1 n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. My dear UTUSN...

I'm not often prissy, but I sure as hell can be!

:P

:rofl:

[UTUSN]

32. Darling, you know I'm fond of you, SEE THE OTHER THREAD!1 n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. WHICH THREAD IS THAT, MAY I ASK?

:P

[MiddleFingerMom]

31. My Dear CaliforniaPeggy... since you seem to be falling down on the job...

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As Rod Serling was wont to say, "Submitted for your approval..."
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First the original
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TREES
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I THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
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A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;
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A tree that looks at God all day, 5
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
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A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
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Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain. 10
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Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
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And now... with VAST apologies to Joyce Kilmer...
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CRACKS
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I think that I shall never whack
a poem as lovely as a crack.
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A crack whose awesome view is best
When coupled with augmented breast.
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A crack compared to God all day
But answers to the name "Boo-tay".
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A crack that in its underwear
Can cause men's sobbin's not so rare.
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Upon whose cheeks MFM has lain;
Who intimately CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED.
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Poems are made by fools like me,
'Bout narwhal buttcrack's in the sea.
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Burma Shave.
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[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

Now that's fucking hilarious!

And I think yours is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Kilmer's!

Thank you.


:rofl: :rofl: