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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:28 PM
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I just found a male nipple in my penny jar.
n/t
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:33 PM
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1. Mail it to Penny
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:35 PM
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2. Too late. I'm using it as a contact lens.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:36 PM
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3. And you didn't contact Lintz first?
naughty naughty
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:38 PM
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4. what size?
Edited on Sat Jul-24-10 11:39 PM by Kali
I need to get a new 1 1/4" shutoff valve and probably need some nipples.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:39 PM
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5. #16 metric
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:41 PM
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6. Why not get a female nipple to keep it company? You can buy them at Sears
http://s.shld.net/is/image/Sears/00870532000?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?keyword=nipples&x=0&y=0&vName=&viewType=gal&viewItems=24
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:42 PM
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7. Well, I just learned something.
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jah the baptist Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:42 PM
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8. it had a penis?
sat on the couch and watched football?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 11:43 PM
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9. At this point we don't know.
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jah the baptist Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-10 12:04 AM
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10. does it listen to you?
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-25-10 04:41 AM
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11. Unless you are missing one, how did you know it was male?
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