Alien tells Larry King to leave CNN.

[Swede]

I knew it!

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Larry King has taped numerous shows on aliens and one of his all-time most popular shows was about the federal government cover-up of the Roswell aliens. Critics complained that King was too soft on the guests on this show, but the reason for this became clear last night when Larry made a startling revelation, “I was abducted by aliens in August 2003, shortly after I kissed Marlon Brando on air. I was abducted along with Tammy from Memphis and we spent a week being asked rudimentary questions by a hunch backed alien in suspenders. After they inserted 20-inch needles into my groin, I asked my abductor to marry me. Next thing I know, I was back on set. Hello, Cleveland!”

Anonymous sources at CNN say that aliens have been running the network for the last ten years. The investigative team at Weekly World News will be following up.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/18525/alien-tells-larry-king-to-leave-cnn/