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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 04:15 PM
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Got a date with my self tonight. Hope I can count on him getting creepy.
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 04:21 PM
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1. My date last week

spent the whole time ogling my boobs...
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 04:36 PM
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2. What a coincidence...
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...I spent a lot of time last week Googling... not your boobs, but YouTubes.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 05:01 PM
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3. Just think, there are nerds that will oogle rubix's cubes!!!
Drum rim shot!!! I'm here all week.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 06:24 PM
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4. YOU STOP PEEKING IN MY HEAD!!!!!
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mikeSchmuckabee Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 09:19 PM
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5. That makes it easy to keep your hands to yourself.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 09:28 PM
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6. Just don't do what I did. (Fall in love with my hands)
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miscsoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 09:31 PM
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7. remember the dangers of carpal tunnel syndrome man
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-10 09:40 PM
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8. All you have to do is practice safe sex.
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WRAP THAT RASCAL!!!!!
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