New hate mail!

[scottcsmith]

I haven't had hate mail in ages! There are too many to post here, so just head on over to My web site's hate-mail central to read the mail. Or, you can go to my main site to read the mail with my sarcastic comments.

[Nevernose]

1. Shut up, you fuckin' fucker!

What, did those fuckers at Columbia brainwash you? You and John Fonda Kerry can just fuck off!

In the interest of a full confession, I had never heard "John Fonda Kerry" before, even if it does score 400 hits on google; it's not as good as "Billary," but it will have to fo for now. I kind of feel sorry for them, if "John Fonda Kerry" and "Billary" are the best that they can come up eith. Also, when DU gets around to doing their hatemail, it's my favorite part of the site.

[scottcsmith]

2. I'm sure there are more e-mails waiting to be read

I switched computers so I haven't had a chance to see if my "fan" wrote me again, which I'm hoping he did, so he can let me know how he liked my responses.

[buff2]

3. It's amazing how many mentally disturbed

morons congregate over at freak republic. Thank God I don't live anywhere NEAR those asswipes.It's weird how they always say the same tired old crap when they don't like a different point of view than theirs.....anti-American,unpatriotic,and how we are terrorists...I wonder what makes them think they are so much better than anyone else? News flash!!!! THEY'RE NOT! Geesus...where is David Copperfield when you need him????:nuke:

[scottcsmith]

4. I just checked my e-mail

There's three more e-mails waiting! Man, this guy is...obsessed?

[Nevernose]

6. Are you in Greenland?

Then odds are you probably live near one of those asswipes.

[buff2]

8. No

I live in Southern Ohio. In the country. No asswipes anywhere near me. :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

5. I think he must have gotten rejected by Columbia

It's clearly a personal grudge.

[scottcsmith]

7. I have to post one here...

This was a good one.

Okay, you caught me; I just had to look. You do possess some talent after all; your use of my email was creative. See, I possess the humility to compliment my enemies. And yes, I now realize that I have been misspelling indoctrination; this is embarassing, onsidering my criticism of poor writing. While in high school, I did rather poorly in English; when I attended college during my military years, I excelled in writing. I'll try to be more careful in the future; I can't promise there won't be typos.

Two more things and then I'll bother you no more.

One, I do a lot of research and, while I do have Hannity's, Coulter's,
Limbaugh's, and Savage's books, I don't use them primarily for research. In fact, I've only read Hannity's first book, Savage's first book, and Limbaugh's first book. I'm just as independent in thought as any liberal, Scott.

Two, your calling me retarded was a bit offensive; I have two family
members--a siste and a cousin--who are retarded and I tend to take such things personally. But what the fuck, First Amendment, right?

Can't you just feel the love?