CONGRATULATE ME!! I'M A MOD...

[LeftyFingerPop]

...EL!! I'M A MODEL FOR A "BEFORE" PICTURE!!!!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

1. And here we were...

your doe-eyed servants, ready to kneel before your awesomeness awaiting your every command.

Oh well...no doe-eyed submissiveness for you.

[texanwitch]

2. What are you going to model.

WE NEED PICTURES.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Decades ago, I actually modeled in several magazines like Playgirl...

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...not the centerfolds...
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...but the ads in the back for "Genital Enhancement Surgery".
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I was the (sniffle) "before" picture.
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...cute as a dickens, I was.
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[femmocrat]

4. Pete, Linc, or Julie?

http://www.chezgrae.com/modsquad/

"The Grooviest Gang of Fuzz that Ever Wore a Badge"!!

[Bennyboy]

5. Too bad you are not an "after MOD

EL", then that would really be scary..

"If you don't quit masturbating you will turn into this" and then show your picture...

[Call Me Wesley]

6. I'm sorry.

I was always the 'after' picture. You know, the one with the ladies and the classy outfit from 'Sergio Armadillo.' I couldn't stop laughing at the before models even in the shoot ... Sorry. :rofl:



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