Please - Please listen to me. It's really happening. Right now. Stay in your home.

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The dead are coming back to life.

I know how this sounds. Or reads or whatever.

But it is happening. Right now.

Maybe you don't see it yet. I'm hoping to catch most of you before you go outdoors.

It's real. It's true. Believe me. I just went to get two Miller Lights from the store. Now I can hear them at my door. I'm well protected. It's cool, but you can't take this lightly.

Do not open your doors. Don't leave your house. Grab a gun if you have one.

You have to destroy the brain. Anything short of that is an illusion. They'll keep coming.

Be quiet. Lock your doors and board up your windows.

It's here.

All I can do now is warn you. The world you are waking up to is the new reality.

May God, if there is one, be with us all.

Take care, DUers.

[rrneck]

1. Bout time. I was getting bored. Better stock up on Twinkies though. nt

[mix]

2. You think this is the first time we've dealt with this?

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Outdoors? Plenty of undead right here.

[mysuzuki2]

4. This is an example of what happens to people who drink Miller Light

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8. Hey, I resemble that remark, lol. Actually, I think I was dream posting. Yeah, I was dreamposting

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Or WAS I?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Relax.

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[foxfeet]

6. Is that what I stepped in last night?

That explains why the shoes I was wearing are crawling around under their own power.

[jp11]

7. Total BS. Who goes to the store to get 2 miller lights, c'mon.

[SunnySong]

9. Was Cheney released from the hospital?