patio umbrella

[pokerfan]

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Ain't THAT the truth!?!?!?!? (I love the cat element in this one.)

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For years, when I drove to work in the early morning, I would be
heading due east into the killer eye-damaging sunrise and when
I drove home late afternoon, I'd be heading due west into the
killer eye-damaging sunset.
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Now that I take the bus (and walk more), it's the wind.
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If my hair isn't tied back, I gah-ron-goddam-TEE-ya that the wind
will be blowing from my back, so that instead of the cool supermodel
windtunnel hair-blown-back effect, it's WHIPPING into my eyes
and sticking to my sweat-soaked face.
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I think it's the most obvious evidence of a tendency for the environment
to have organized a conspiracy to get us back for all the harm we're
doing to it.
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But that may just be the meds (the meds I've run OUT of) talking.
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Ya THINK?!?!?!?!?
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[NV Whino]

2. Oh yeah!

You want to find the coolest spot on a hot day – look for the cat.

Unfortunately I don't fit behind the toilet.

[pokerfan]

3. same reason that in the winter

the cat can usually be found either hanging out next to a furnace vent or sitting in a sunspot.