I usually sneeze twice. Once a day. Is that weird? nt

[rrneck]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. This is not the FIRST time that I've heard of...

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...a dealer who cuts his cocaine with white pepper.
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"Choo. Ah-CHOO!!! Whoa... ... ... ... ... everything's so GREEN!!!"
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(Think Mel Brooks playing croquet in "History of the World Part I".)
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[rrneck]

2. It's good to be da king. nt

[Brother Buzz]

3. I sneeze three times a day, once a day.

Always in the morning, when I face the eastern sun. I've done it for decades. On occasion, artificial light can trigger the sneezes.

I learned that the light stimulates my tear ducts and the liquid flows down a tube connected to the nasal cavity, tickling it, and triggers the sneezes. Always three very loud sneezes.

[petronius]

4. I don't sneeze. Ever. I also don't blink.

I discarded such weaknesses long ago...

[Arctic Dave]

5. Are you Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun, and won.

[petronius]

6. I am not Chuck Norris IRL, but I play him on the internet

Well, technically, I play a version of CN that is smart enough not to stare at the sun...

:)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. The sun's not yellow - it's chicken!

I think Bob Dylan said that.

:hi:

[nickinSTL]

8. I do the same.

Rarely a day goes by that I don't sneeze.

Doesn't seem to be any reason to it, no trigger. Just seems that my nose decides that it needs to clear out a day's worth of crud, or something.

[applegrove]

9. I sneeze once I have been up for a little bit.