Match Game Story: "Pus-oozing Paul lost his bus ticket, and had to ____ with Phlegmy Frida."

[Rabrrrrrr]

we haven't done one of these in a while because I got bored because almost no one bothered to write stories, but I'll give it another shot here:

the rules are to fill in the blank with at least ten words, to make a story. You can fill it with a thousand words if you want. Or more. Or less. But never less than ten words.

Think of it this way: if you were on the Match Game, and this was the statement that Gene read to you, your intent is to come up with a answer that's so blasphemous, so evil, so grotesque, so mind-numbingly inhuman or funny, that it would force everyone on the show to stop in their tracks and probably tell you to just leave and they'd get a new player and delete your presence from the tape and the shows records so that it would appear that you were never there.

THAT'S the stuff that should go in the blank.