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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 05:12 AM Original message |
Darwin Awards |
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Tobin S. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 05:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. All but the woman in the honorable mention are men |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 05:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. The sperm may even commit suicide in some way... funny stuff that. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:04 AM Response to Original message |
3. I think the Darwin Awards suck. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Why? |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:09 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. I am not comfortable ridiculing people who do something stupid and |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:18 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. You don't have to die to get a Darwin award |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:19 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. True, all you have to do is remove yourself from the gene pool. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:25 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. No, I guess the whole point is to render yourself unable to reproduce. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:22 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. If you defy the laws of Nature, expect to pay the penalty extracted. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:26 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. True. I just don't get any pleasure from mocking people who learn this the hard way. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:46 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Here in TX they have what are called Low Water Crossings |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 07:51 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Maybe we're just talking past each other. Not having sympathy |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 09:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
24. Is it lonely |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 09:58 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I feel pretty good about myself. |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 11:12 AM Response to Reply #25 |
28. "I feel pretty good about myself." |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 11:16 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Excellent! I'm glad you see things my way! |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 10:07 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. what I don't like about them is the lack of comprehension of natural selection |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 02:12 PM Response to Reply #3 |
31. I think my reaction to the Darwin Awards sucks... |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
14. I don't think those are the latest |
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pink-o (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
15. I must be mean-spirited then |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
16. To quote Albert Einstein |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
17. The runner-up is DQ'd |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 09:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Although he'll have trouble balancing when he tries to reproduce. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
18. 200 Pounds Of Dung would make a great name for a death metal band. |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 06:50 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I've heard of dung fever and apparently it is pretty shitty.... from |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 09:00 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Dengue Fever? |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 05:16 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. Yeah that.... heh!! n/t |
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cherish44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
20. The elephant story isn't true according to snopes.com |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-07-10 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
21. Taught my mentee how to read with the Darwin Awards |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 05:01 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. If they were only smart enough to park the damn planes! n/t |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 10:34 AM Response to Reply #21 |
27. Great idea. Kids will read voraciously if they're interested. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 02:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. many times we couldn't even get to the end of the story |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-08-10 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
33. OMG @ the poor zookeeper! |
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