Call Me Wesley: Hot, sarcastic blond with new, retro Ray Bans.

[Heidi]

Yeah, I bleached his hair today. (His idea, not mine.) And--woohoo--no blisters or peeling on the "entrance to the underworld" (aka: "bald spot") :bounce:

[Call Me Wesley]

1. There's no "bald spot."

It's called a "comb-over." :eyes:

[Heidi]

2. Oh.

Sorry. I mispoke. Probably because I've been calling it "the entrance to the underworld" for more than A FREAKIN' DECADE! ( :eyes: )

[Call Me Wesley]

4. "Comb-over hell?" Is that what you're saying?

My dad had a comb-over. It's a family tradition. He always stayed in when it was windy outside ... He wasn't bald either, he was just hair-loss-challenged.

[Heidi]

25. I would NEVER say that

to your face. :rofl:

:*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Heidi!

Ooh, CMW looks great! You are to be congratulated on your exemplary bleaching skills!

Wonderful pic...

Is he having a second childhood? Sure sounds like he's trying to recapture his youth!

:P

:bounce:

[Heidi]

9. He's an art project!

Nah, no second childhood. CMW has the open soul of a kid in most ways (including the, "But my bathroom doesn't look dirty to ME!" way. :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

13. The books and magazines actually protect the floor from dust.

And I'm not done yet with the 'Visual Encyclopedia Of Art History Since BC 120, Volume I - XIV.'

[Heidi]

17. How would you know that?

About the dust and dirt on your bathroom floor? The floor cannot be SEEN!!!! :we:

[Tobin S.]

5. I don't say this about many men

But CMW has great eyes. :*

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Aww, you just made me all melty here.

:*

[Heidi]

8. I don't say that about many men, either, but

I cimpletely agree. His eyes, though, are nothing compared to his wrists. (I have that wrist fixation thang, ya know.)

I know a truckin' writer in Ohio who also has nice eyes. :D

[Tobin S.]

10. Thank you!

Mom's good genes being expressed there. I'm going to need some frames like Wes here pretty soon. I have to hold the newspaper a couple of feet away to read it and I need a magnifying glass for the fine print.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. That look is just like the one my cat gives me when I try to get him to do something

that he doesn't want to do but he plays along because he's hoping for treats when it's over.
Now I have no idea what CMW's thinking but... :P

[Heidi]

11. I cooked and washed dishes

after slaving over a bottle of peroxide and a combover. That's a treat, right? :rofl:

[Bunny]

12. It's unfair that one man should be so blessed!

Cool glasses, CMW. Really cool. And Heidi, the hair color is great - you really did a nice job with the...uh...'combover'. :D :hi: both of you! :pals:

[Heidi]

16. See? Ginger would NEVER tolerate such base objectification.

That's why I have both a man AND cat. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Damnit.

As if I needed something else to decimate my ego and self-confidence.

CMW is a behemoth of beauty.

A hectare of handsomeness.

A dozen of debonair.

And he has more hair than I do. x(



:evilgrin: :hi: :hug:

[Heidi]

15. Oh, he does NOT

have more hair than you! I only had to use a third of the bleaching mixture. The rest is sitting on the patio table waiting for my next victim! :evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. I've been thinking of bleaching...

my nose ear and ear hair. Would you be able to do that for me?

(After it is bleached, I will do a combover)

[Heidi]

20. Certainly!

I offered that option to CMW, but his ear hair (he's over 40 now, you know) while quite luxurious is also quite blond. :har:

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. Thank you. Here you go...have at it...

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Did you forget? You once gave me a nose/ear-hair trimmer.

I do use it.

[Heidi]

24. Since 4 pm today you used it?

:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

19. "Behemoth of beauty."

I like that. I'm going to make my own fan page on Facebook, and fan my page everyday anew! :woohoo:

[Heidi]

21. I think it's a federal crime to make your own facebook fan page.

Do we really want interpol in our lives?

[jobycom]

26. You call it an entrance to the underworld, I call it a skin spill. nt

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Spill? It's a gusher ... (nt)

[jobycom]

28. Meh. Mine's a full blown slick.

Has been since my mid 20s. These days when I see someone over 30 with hair on their head, my first thought isn't "Wow, do they have good hair," it's more like "Why is that stuff there? Shouldn't it be gone now?" Kind of like seeing an adult wearing an Angus Young schoolboy outfit.

[Call Me Wesley]

29. LOL! Mine started to vanish

when I turned eighteen. Good thing always was that I'm not afraid of shaving my whole head off. ;)

[jobycom]

30. I'd shave my head

if my ears wouldn't stick out like the wings of a sugar glider. :) Judging from your picture, I'd say you'd be fine shaving your hair off. Shaving the head off would make you seem shorter, so maybe not the best solution. Also, you'd have trouble posting without eyes and ears. (The brain isn't necessary--I think that's obvious from a lot of posts these days).

[Call Me Wesley]

31. My head always grows back,

but I agree, it's a bit awkward in the meantime when I run around like a headless chicken. Takes some time.

Brains? What's that? I have the internets, I need no brains! I'm on facebook, too!

:rofl: Good catch.