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. . . . . ...sometimes I think that no matter WHAT age we are, we may be closest to being at one with the Universe when we laugh that hard. . . . . . Once I was driving with a friend to a radio conference in Utah when he put in a CD of what sounded like a Christian recording from the 50's (though many of the fundies seem to be frozen in a wannabe state longing for that era, so it's hard to say). It was "theatre" about a boy who lied to his parents and, for his punishment, instead of GETTING a spanking with the belt, he had to spank his Dad with it. . Well, the boy was crying and the Dad sounded like he was reaching higher and higher planes of ecstacy by exhorting him to, "BEAT ME!!! WHIP ME!!! HARDER!!! HARDER, SON!!! PUNISH ME FOR YOUR SINS!!! BEAT ME BEAT ME BEAT ME!!!" . . . This went on for what seemed like forever until I was laughing so hard I was literally crying and I actually almost drove us off the Interstate at 70 MPH. I had to pull over and make him promise not to play that again while I was driving. . I've lost the CD he made for me after that... and I just WISH I could find that recording online somewhere. . That and the recipe for Tomato l'Orange Soup that I lost many years ago -- from scratch with fresh tomatoes -- the best thing I have ever cooked... and I was quite the foodie for a while. I've found SIMILAR recipes for "Tomato and Orange Soup" -- but none compare to the "l'Orange" one. .
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