If you eat the flesh of a zombie does it turn you into a zombie...

[SunnySong]

Question asked by my nephew this morning... apparently inspired by his first communion which is tomorrow... I'm bringing the camera...


(Being a good uncle I answered why yes it does and its a big problem nowadays)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Why would you want to?

I've heard they're tough and gamy.

[SteppingRazor]

2. That's why you've gotta soak'em in brine for a few days and slather them with BBQ sauce on the grill

Then, they're good eating! :9

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Maybe... but all bets are off...

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[MiddleFingerMom]

4. OR...

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...perhaps.
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The bare feet REALLY crack me up.
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[proteus_lives]

5. In most fictional universes, yes.

But seriously, good job trying to scare him before his big day.

You're a "great" uncle. :eyes:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I hope you're being facetious. He's not a "great" uncle at all.

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...who put the concept of eating the flesh of a dead person in his head in the first place.
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Really COOL scary +/or fantastic, but probably... PROBABLY... not real.
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[SunnySong]

8. It's part of an Uncles job like teaching him to play Left 4 Dead.... nt

[struggle4progress]

7. Just be careful where you shop. If you habitually eat at a roadside taqueria,

and you notice there are never any zombies around, you should begin to wonder if there's zombie meat in the tacos and you should probably pick another taqueria

[SunnySong]

9. This guy is proof of that....

Police said an 81-year-old man was arrested after he chased another man around a Salem taco stand while armed with a machete. Salem police said Monday the man accused the taco stand owner of stealing a drill from his nearby business. When the taco stand owner denied it, the suspect left and returned with a machete.

Lt. Dave Okada said the suspect chased the unidentified man around the stand several times before officers arrested him on accusations of menacing and attempted assault. He was booked into the Marion County Jail.


http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/ap/june/114990/Man-81-accused-of-machete-chase-near-taco-stand