Cialis commercials are a female conspiracy.

[JBoy]

Trying to make guys think they'll get laid if they help with the laundry, paint the living room, etc.

I see right through it. Every guy knows you'll only get laid if you buy the right kind of beer.

[tester2010]

1. You might be right.

You might be right.

[Xipe Totec]

2. The scariest one I've seen so far

is of a guy coming down the stairs with a big smile on his face.

He looks at the dog, and the dog whimpers.