Cynical quote thread.

[rug]

"You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave." ~Quentin Crisp

[rurallib]

1. "No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up" Lily Tomlin

[Dr Morbius]

2. "Birth. School. Work. Death."

English punk band The Godfathers.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. ...

"Most people think life sucks and then you die. Not me.I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills, but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then, one day,you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool, but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then, one day, you step off a curb at 67th Street and BAM!, you get hit by a city bus and then you die ... maybe."

~ Denis Leary

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Life sucks and then you die. who said it first?