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[MrScorpio]

It must be Festival of Crap night

[gratuitous]

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Dammit, you think bail is cheap? Just have a couple-three highballsh with each course, and you get shtopped by shome deputy dog lookin' to make a name for himshelf. I'm famoush! Don't have to put up with thish. Where's my drink? What? Oh yeah, thish painting. Uhhhhhhh, well it'sh, it'sh--ya know, lighthoush. Babbling blook. I mean, Brabblring brook. Aw, fuck it, you know what I mean. Stop laughing! Don't think I don't hear you, you fuckersh over there. What are we shelling thish for? Sheven fifty? Shit! Thassha a lotta martoonis.

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