well, i got the woman i've been dating pregnant

[datasuspect]

just found out today. we're gonna start shacking up. there's a trailer park by the airport that has some trailers for rent. it'll be cheap enough.

if it's a boy, we will name him Lando

if it's a girl, Violet

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i bet she is just dating you for your good looks.

[datasuspect]

2. my SWARTHY good looks

and hairy chest

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Or SMARMY good looks

and hairy back.

Chicks dig that.

Best of luck with you and yours in your new digs.

:hi:

[edbermac]

3. What female could resist this?

:P

[Orrex]

4. Are you sure that it's hers?

[Generic Brad]

5. Better one woman then many women

This way you don't have to look for a compound. You're getting by cheap.

And congratulations!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. About those names...

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"if it's a boy, we will name him Lando... if it's a girl, Violet"
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If the baby is a hermaphrodite, I suggest "Violento"... perhaps "Lavioli".
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[sarge43]

8. Make sure you rent a double wide; girls like that.

And nothing says luv like a lunched out rusting Ford pickup parked next to the trailer.

It's the little things ......

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Be sure to lock up yer guns

before you and the buds start celebrating with the good beer, Olde English 800. Hate to see you back in county lock up, what with a rug rat on the way and all. :toast:

[SoxFan]

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. sounds like a plan.

:toast: