Ok guys, how many of you have had a pulled groin muscle?

[Bluzmann57]

I had my first, and hopefully last, yesterday and boy oh boy does it hurt! I fell off a damn ladder being mr. graceful and my left leg went spread eagled, pulling said muscle. It probably would have looked kind of funny, seeing a lard ass like me going down, but it wasn't funny to me. Anyway, I'm ok, I'll just walk veerrrrryyyyy slowly for a few days.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. My own?

[SoxFan]

2. ! ! ! ! ! ! !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0NXtdFN_I

[old mark]

3. Yeah, and once was certainly enough....don't use BenGay.....nt

[blogslut]

4. Ouchies!

I'm a girl person but oh man, that had to burn.

[old mark]

5. Yeah, you only do THAT once, too.....nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Summer camp, 13 years old, sore upper inner thigh, sought dispensary help

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Self-administered Ben-Gay and, thoughtless and distracted even
further by some noise, swiped up too high.
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Not too bad at first.
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Hey.
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What the heck?
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HEY.
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What the fuck?!
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owwie-owwie-OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE!!!!!!!!! (repeat ad infinitum)
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The camp counselors in attendance were in HYSTERICS as I hobbled around
the room just as fast and just as bowlegged as I could, trying to create
a breeze that would DEARGODHELPMECOOLITDOWNPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!.
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Yes, indeed...
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...you only do that ONCE.
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[old mark]

8. It's like trying to dance with a broken leg....

while you are on fire.....


mark

[Zavulon]

7. I did that during a hockey game, and I wasn't even playing in goal.

You're right, it hurts. Let me give you a piece of advice: now that you've done it once, you're far more susceptible to doing it again. Whatever your doctor tells you in terms of taking it easy, take the time period recommended and double it. I've pulled the same muscle several times since that game.

[Roon]

9. I pulled my groin muscle a couple of times when I was a kid

the only thing I can remember is it seems like it will never go away. It takes forever to heal.

[Aristus]

10. You mean, did I ever pull a groin muscle playing school football down in Texas?

Shit, it was an event when I DIDN'T have a pulled groin muscle...

[bluedigger]

11. The dreaded "Groiner".

Oh yeah, they suck.

[Skittles]

12. a coworker

I'm having to run and get his printouts, and dinner :D

[pokerfan]

13. Hey, I'm fifty and still like to pull my "groin muscle"