What have you learned today?

[Ptah]

I learned yellow socks indicates a person is a fall risk.

And you?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Ptah...

I learned that I may not be able to enroll in English 1A for the fall...

Both sections are full, and so are the waitlists.

:(

[Ptah]

10. Contact the admin, tell them to hire you to meet their obvious need for more classes.

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Ah, you are too funny!

I want to TAKE the class, not TEACH it!

:rofl:

:hug:

[Ptah]

18. Have your husband teach it. Call it Piano Poetry 101

[UrbScotty]

22. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

You can teach it! :-)

[jobycom]

2. I learned not to post about dating troubles on DU.

Fortunately I learned it by watching someone else do it. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. The only dating troubles I have?

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[Call Me Wesley]

3. I've learned that there's no service manual for a certain laptop

that will tell me how to replace the DVD-burner. There are manuals for every other model, but this obviously has the DVD-burner glued in. :grrr:

But, obviously unscrewing every screw did help: The malfunctioning DVD-burner works again. Score one for Windows mystery!

[Ptah]

12. Did you check

Ukulele.com ?

:shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I learned that cats do not like visiting the veterinarian.

Actually, I already knew that; but I was firmly reminded again today.

[Ptah]

13. Is feline forgiveness in your near future?

I hope so.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. They seem to have forgiven me. Food was involved.

[taterguy]

5. Not to say "Bite Me"

To the person in my office that signs the checks.

:scared:

[Ptah]

14. That's a frightening scenario

[rug]

7. I learned that live frogs are for sale at the fishmarket for $3.49 and live turtles go for for $7.49

per pound.

Hai Thanh Seafood, 17 Henry Street, NYC.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hai-thanh-seafood-inc-new-york

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Is there a discount for quantity?

See, I have this idea...

[rug]

15. No, same price per pound.

I hesitate to ask your idea.

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. The words "frogs" and "quantity discount" together allows for many possibilities.

"I'd like to buy 10,000 marbles please." -Dorfman

[noamnety]

9. I learned how to make an evaporated milk/raw beef smoothie

(My cat's being a little high maintenance)

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Most people don't remember the movie and TV quotes you love to use.

Or, they don't care :rofl:

[pokerfan]

19. College football fans are insane (nt)

[Petrushka]

21. Today, I learned that my husband "...recently purchased books on current events...."

Oh?! Oh, that is so-o-o (**uh**)
so wa-a-ay cool!
:applause:
Gotta applaud th' guy's tenacity!
He is keeping up with current events
even though, almost three years ago,
he kicked the bucket.

[Initech]

23. I learned that after my dog craps all over the house, it smells like ass and lemon.

Yeah it's pretty fucking disgusting. I cannot breathe right now.

[coyotespaw]

24. Not so much a new lesson learned, but an old one I had to be reminded of

No good deed goes unpunished.

[mitchum]

25. Scratching doesn't help