My wife saw a TWENTY FOOT PENIS in the neighbor's yard! With 8' diameter balls!

[HopeHoops]

She spotted it from our bathroom window on the 2nd floor. It was the result of requiring a high school kid to mow the lawn on the last day of school! He "mowed" something. She called me in to take a look and while I was laughing, the kid came out, sat at the end of the balls with his legs spread and started making wanking motions! We were laughing too hard to figure out exactly what was going on, but we think he was recording video of it on his cell phone or another device. It will probably end up on YouTube.

He had mowed over it before his dad got home.

[texanwitch]

1. They have a big yard.

That took some talent, that kid has a future.

[nytemare]

2. I thought you were going to post this...lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. The free clinic...

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...is expecting another horticulture.
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OR...
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... to mash up two Billy Idol songs:
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"It's a nice day... for a... white weeding."
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"With a rebel yell, she cried, "Mow, mow, mow, mow, MOW!!!!"
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so very, VERY sorry.
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You KNOW I'm not!!!
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[Eyerish]

4. You have interesting neighbors!!

:rofl:

[kimmerspixelated]

5. Seriously you should write headlines!

Too Funny!

[marzipanni]

6. Funny story! I googled "penis mowed in school yard" to find this article from the UK

LOL-your DU thread/link was #1 in the search results!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2007/jan/31/schools.uk1

[Lil Missy]

7. I don't see a penis in that picture??

[PassingFair]

9. Its on the lawn...click on the link.

Some kids drew it on the lawn two years ago
with weed killer.

:rofl:

[xchrom]

8. Crop circles gone wrong! Nt

[Orrex]

11. Clearly no human could have created a pattern of such intricacy.

[PassingFair]

10. Reminded me of the "Great Snow Penis"

Very funny kids here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMjylD_LS2g