A certain DUer wants to know if we are coming for him with pitchforks, which begs the question...

[jobycom]

Do you own a pitchfork?

[hobbit709]

1. Yes, I actually have one that's about a 100 years old out in the shed.

Can make a torch fairly quickly out of materials at hand.

[Crystal Clarity]

15. I did that once-make a torch

inspired by a 'Land Of The Lost' episode when I was about 8 or 9. We (a childhood friend and I) tied a bunch of old newspapers to big sticks and lit em up. Big mistake. Mine didn't take, but hers freaked her out when the flame traveled up the stick. She dropped it into a pile of dry leaves and had my older sister not seen and stomped it out, we would've been toast!

:yoiks:

[xchrom]

2. kewl...pitchforks. nt

[Phentex]

3. I live in Georgia.

:patriot:

[Crystal Clarity]

17. LOL!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

4. I have two, so I can fork somebody if they want.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I have a pitchpipe...

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...so I could most certainly non-violently
and (ahem) monotonously ANNOY him in a very
passive-aggressive fashion.
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Tell him if he keeps it up, his fate has
been forewarned.
.

[Z_I_Peevey]

6. Where's the option for those of us

who own both a pitchfork and an anvil? I demand to know!!!11!

[Seneca]

7. No

But I do have a salad fork. Will that work?

[Dogtown]

8. I have a pitch-spork

A sort of runcible instrument for safely re-piling hay.

[geardaddy]

9. No, but I've got a potato fork.

[texanwitch]

10. I have a pitchfork that is over a 100 years old and still in good working shape.

It belonged to my Grandfather.

I know how to use it, the ends are very sharp.

[petronius]

11. What makes the pitchfork-bringers so special? I don't have a pitchfork,

but I'll be bringing a torch, and you can't have a proper mob without torches. Honestly, I think your OP is very disrespectful to us torch-carriers... :)

(And no, I haven't a clue who/what you're talking about.)

[texanwitch]

12. What kind of torch.

In the Lounge we have rules about the proper kind of torches allowed.

I have the list somewheres.

[petronius]

16. Please, am I some sort of rank noob?

I know what kind of torch to bring to a ... um ... to a ... er ... well, I was going to say "witchhunt" but let's call it a torch-and-pitchfork conference. :)

[Kali]

13. several

couple anvils too for that matter

torches no problem to throw together, and may have some tar in the garage - definitely have plenty of feathers, rope

[skygazer]

14. I have horses

I have a pitchfork, a hay fork and a manure fork. Yes, there is a difference. :P

[Brother Buzz]

18. I have many forks:

Potato fork, Spading (turning) forks (2 short and 1 long handle), Hay fork, a four and a five tine Manure fork, possibly a barley fork. What's a pitchfork?

[jobycom]

19. Okay, 71% of DUers do NOT own a pitchfork. nt