When posting on DU, the safe thing is to assume

[CreekDog]

that you are throwing a lit cigarette into a barrel full of gasoline.

and set your expectations accordingly.

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I was just about to post "God Bless You All" in GD. Is this the same thing?

:hide:

[jobycom]

2. Fuck you, asshole.

:D

[TZ]

4. Go to hell hater!

I'm still mad at you for comparing Terry Goodkind's writing to Rush lyrics...:grr:

[jobycom]

5. Ha!

Okay, okay, Rush at least sucks with a hell of a lot fewer words. :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

3. ....

:P


lost

[Rosie1223]

6. You know what they say about assumptions.....

ok, that one is pretty much spot on.

[Heidi]

7. Wanna join me for a smoke

out by the pumps? I have it on good authority that--contrary to conventional wisdom--gas fumes are not flammable.

[jobycom]

8. .

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

9. yes, I've heard about your attempts to "liven up" parties

:D

[Heidi]

10. Who told you

that (between smoke breaks) I'm learning to play the ukulele? =]

[madinmaryland]

11. I thought you were a female.

:wtf:

[Dr. Strange]

13. Only from the neck up.

:yoiks:

[madinmaryland]

18. Welcome to DR, Du Strange!!

:D

[Mendocino]

12. Well go drive your foreign SUV

to Olive Garden, order the cornflake chicken, and complain about the women with an American flag halter breastfeeding her screaming kids while smoking! Harumph

[guitar man]

14. If you do that

The gasoline will only put the cigarette out :D

[Dr Morbius]

15. Not if the top of the barrel has been removed. (nt)

[MrScorpio]

16. When my posts are removed, all I can say is "WHOOSH!"

[petronius]

17. Why would I assume that? I'm not one of those disgusting dirty murdering smokers

Do I need a smiley?


Really?


How about ;)


Not enough?


Seriously?


OK, fine.


:sarcasm:


:)